Oh my goodness! Thank you everybody! You know, I have way too many spatulas in my collection, so I’m going to give you all a spatula to show my appreciation.
@lucillelucillelucille Thank you so much! You get the best present of all. Two giant spatulas. This one here and this one here. You also just got a new job at Spatula City! Woo! Here’s your work shirt and badge.
And since I love you so much, Imma go ahead and give you my man. XD
@Bluefreedom Thanks! I carved this spatula myself, just for you! Enjoy!
@dpworkin I got your pancakes right here, pal! No really, I do. But here’s a rocket ship spatula so you can make them yourself.
@jjmah Thank you! Here’s a spatula to go along with your purple spatula!
@LeotCol Thanks! Here’s a few guitar spatulas. Rock on!
@AstroChuck I love that poem. You’re so cute. You happen to be my favorite mailman. Here’s a cute wittle mini-spatula to match your cuteness.
@Cruiser Thanks! You get a hi-tech spatula that allows you to check the internal temperature of my steak. I like it rare.
@Lightlyseared Thank you! You get a spatula with arms and legs!
@Facade Thanks! Because you’re so beautiful, you get my super purty spatula. I designed the handle myself.
@pearls Thanks so much! You get a bunch of red spatulas in a bucket to match your dress!
@BoBo1946 Thank you! I’m going to give you my cute little barnyard spatula set!
@Dog Thanks! You get a spatula with a spoon and a sweater for your dog!
@FutureMemory Thanks, darlin’. Here’s an egg shaped spatula for you. It may have some teeth marks on it because my duck, Paco, gets really hungry sometimes and he’s not the brightest crayon in the box. I’m sending it to you along with a box of donuts and some horror movies.
@worriedguy Yes you may and here’s a spatula for you!
@Seaofclouds Thanks! I appreciate it! Here’s a spatula for ya! Ribbit.
@Trillian Thanks, hon! This little guy is for you. Careful. He likes to tongue kiss a lot.
@aprilsimnel Thank you! Here’s a cute little ladybug spatula just for you.
@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Oh, Jeffy – that sounds like a wonderful idea. I think this spatula is perfect for the occasion. ;)
@zenele That’s too bad. I hope this will make you feel better! Oink.