What would be the opening & closing lines in your autobiography?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…

… yes, yes, I said yes, I mean yes.

“Something is rotten in the state of the universe(not Denmark)......”
“Nothing can direct it.”

“And only God knows what will come up next…...”

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(Joycensian – interesting.)

“Little did she know how large chickens would loom in her life.”

“And the feathers were everywhere.”

“It was chilly, when Ma rebbel went to the hospital, that saturday morning in June.”
..............
“It was chilly, in the morgue.”

“Oh no she didn’t….”

“Oh YES she did”

“It was a dark and stormy night….”

”.... and just then the sun came up, it was a beautiful day!”

Born on a beautiful spring day in April….
She accomplished everything yet nothing she planned….

It’s the only bit of Buffalo I remember, though I wasn’t old enough to know where I was…

…and I’ve finally learned to be grateful for everything.

Happy families are all alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

I never knew it was a closet. All I knew growing up was that I was locked behind a door that had a key I couldn’t reach.

Yes, the key was always within my reach.

I love new ideas.
In the end one of my ideas made a difference.