What are some of the best lines said by villains in movies?
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June 25th, 2010
Your favourites essentially. Maybe for the sinister way in which they were said or what was said sounded cool, chilling or terrifying. Or perhaps something said for it’s dark humour or menace. So yeah, let’s hear your ideas of the most impressively delivered utterances from the “bad guys.”
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“Luke, I’m your father.”
I felt almost like he was MY father when Darth Vader said that!
“Let’s make him an offer he can’t refuse.” Said calmly,reasonably, benevolently and with no menace at all.
“all your base are belong to us”
„I’ll be back!“ Terminator 1 of course, when he was a villain…
“You’re gonna get it!”—I just made that up—giggles
Red: You see this? You see that? There’s no hair under here, bro.
Dale Denton: What’s the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.
-Pineapple Express
(Red, who is bad at the time, is talking about his armpits.)
“May the chi be with you.”
“There is no fork.”
I love Alfonso Bedoya saying, “Badges? We don’t need no steenking badges.”
“Where did you get that scar? I got it eating pussy.” Scarface
Agent Smith: I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.
-The Matrix
How about Roman Polanski playing an unnamed hood in his own movie, Chinatown: “You’re a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.”
”Everyone will suffer” – Samara from The Ring. I peed a little.
” The soilders told me that your son screamed like a little girl when they nailed him to the cross…and your wife…moaned like a whore as they ravaged her over and over again.” Communus telling Maximus in Gladiator. It made even me want him dead
“There is no good and evil, there is only power…and those too weak to seek it.”
-Voldemort
“I have to go now, I’m having an old friend for dinner.” Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.
“Darling…it said.”- The wife from Pet Semetary.
Dazed and Confused ie Senior Girls vs. the Freshman
“Wipe that face off your head, bit*h!”
“I never fucked anybody over in my life didn’t have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one. Do you understand?”
and of course
“Say hello to my little friend”
~ Tony Montana – Scarface
“To protect the sheep, you gotta kill the wolf”- Denzel Washington in Training Day.
“I’ll get you, my pretty—and your little dog too.”
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
- French Soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
@cornbird He wasn’t exactly Mr Niceguy either.
“Okay. Shoot this piece of shit.” Scarface
@Jeruba…...You beat me to it! LOL! That’s the first one that popped into my head!
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning…”
The Untouchables
“Capone: I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!”
“Just like a Mick to bring a knife to a gunfight” Capone’s hitman just before he shot the cop. Untouchables
“As of this moment, they’re on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!”—Dean Wormer, Animal House
“Revenge is a dish that is best served cold… It is very cold in space.” —Khan, Star Trek II
“I DRINK your… MILKSHAKE!!!” Daniel Plainview in There will be blood,if he is considered a villain
Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO!?
Everything Otis says in The Devil’s Rejects.
“Allow me to introduce my little button. When I press it, a signal will be sent to my demon brother. He’s been tracking your mother for some time, you see.”—Roto from YYH.
“You’re a team player, a save-the-day superhero. I hate people like you.”—Hiei from YYH.
“If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We’ll just say we’re the right team, & no one will complain.”—Hiei from YYH.
“I should have slit his throat when I had the chance.”—Hiei from YYH.
“All you needed was a good kick in the ass.”—Hiei from YYH.
“You have caused me pain. I do not like that.”—Rando from YYH.
“You should feel most fortunate, Yusuke. Not everyone’s girlfriend gets to star in a horror movie.”—Suzaku from YYH.
“I am a rogue and a convicted criminal. Even you have had to come and capture me. Do you think she’d be happy to know that her long-lost brother is a felon? It’s best to watch her from a distance.”—Hiei from YYH.
“You never asked me what gave my makeup its power, what made it different than the makeup of those human fools. The difference is the main ingredient, Kurama. It’s made of my blood.”—Gama from YYH.
@Draconess25 Nothing funny, scary, witty, profound, or, indeed, entertaining has ever been said in an anime. Even quotations from Shakespeare would seem dull and insipid when they come from the mouth of a noseless, blue-haired six year old girl with gargantuan breasts and eyes the size of dinner plates or an effete, spiky-headed albino dude with a chin shaped like a garden spade who has the mistaken belief that non-stop emo whining is sexually attractive.
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@SmashTheState Have I ever told you you’re my hero… and everything I would like to be?
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good fuck what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy’s “Super Sounds of the Seventies” weekend? It’s my personal favorite.
“When I was a boy, my father was a drunk and fiend…right after he beat up my mom in front of me…he turned to me…with a razor…and asked me….WHY SO SERIOUS SON?....He stuck the blade in my mouth and asked again….WHY SO SERIOUS SON?...LET ME PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE”.....-The Joker.
Pop quiz – Q: How many links are in the above post? ^ A: 15
From the ”Secret Service Dentists” sketch form Monty Python’s Flying Circus, S1E4:
Big Cheese: I’m glad you could all come to my little… party. And Flopsy’s glad, too, aren’t you, Flopsy? (he holds up stuffed rabbit) Aren’t you, Flopsy? (pulls a big revolver out and fires at Flopsy from point-blank range) That’ll teach you to play hard to get. There, poor Flopsy’s dead and never called me mother. And soon… you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead! And because I’m so evil, you’ll all die the slow way… under the drill!
Dirty Bad Guy: Aaright lady, how do you want it, quick like a snakes tongue or Sloooowwww like the molasses in January…
Scared scimpy clad white woman: But its was October!
Dirty Bad Guy: I’ll kill ya goddamit if it’s the fourth of July!
-Romancing the Stone
I’m risking being redundant here:
Dolores Umbridge: [to Harry in detention] You’re going to be doing some lines for me, Mr. Potter. [Harry opens his bag for his quill but Umbridge stops him]
Umbridge: No, not with your quill. You’re going to be using a rather special one of mine. Now, I want you to write “I must not tell lies.”
Harry: How many times?
Umbridge: Let’s see… As long as it takes for the message to sink in.
Harry: You haven’t given me any ink.
Umbridge: [with a small smile] Oh, you won’t need any ink.
[Harry writes and flames of a painful script shows up on the back of his hand as he writes]
Umbridge: [walks in front of Harry with a straight face] Yes?
Harry: [hesitates and looks at his scarred hand] Nothing.
Umbridge: [bends down and says pleasantly] That’s right. Because deep down you know that you deserve to be punished. Don’t you Mr. Potter?
Full Metal Jacket- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Tonight… you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl’s name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!
Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some fuckin’ brilliant Mark Twain shit, cuz’ it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
@Trojans40 See, I don’t see the dear sergeant as a villain though, more of a fucking hero i’d say.
His classic “Gouge your eyes out & skull fuck you” line, has had many an outing from these lips. A magnificent insult when aimed at the right targets.
Your lack of faith disturbs me….
Darth Vader
@ucme I saw him as the one of the best heros I ever saw until the accident in the bathroom with the big guy. Looking at the big guy point of view, I would see him as villian. As a different characther Marine, he would be like a father to me.
@Trojans40 Again, my view would be that Private Pyle was an accident waiting to happen. The sarge was helping him the best way he knew how. Hell, he even praised the fucker on the shooting range for his prowess with a firearm. I mean, we all have our different translations & that’s fine, but I certainly don’t see Pyle as the victim, not at all.
@ucme Maybe indeed, but the Sarge was throwing out insults regradless to whom and what were the results of what being said. He completly threw Pyle into a sucide weapon. I admit thou, the Sarge is no Darth Vader, or Coldemort. Sarge himself thou, is someone that became negative to someone when he didn’t care what happen to him. I think that was pretty cold. Thus Villian worthy.
@Trojans40 Of course, given his position he was just doing his job, namely roasting those spunkbubble maggots into marines. Young dumb & full of come, but with a heart that pumps yankee blood XD It’s been emotional!
Ju know in my country, killing a cop is like a status symbol but killing an American cop, is like a gift from god. – Marked for Death
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