What embarrassing thing you've had on your face, in your teeth, or otherwise going on with your person, that you didn't know about while out in public?

When I was in college, I had to have a tonsillectomy and was on pain meds for awhile. It was the end of the quarter, so I still had to go to class for prep for finals.

During one of my last classes, I fell asleep on my spiral notebook and started drooling all over my notes – which were written in ink pen. The girl sitting next to me woke me up at the end of class, and I walked across campus to my next class. I sat down, among stares, and one of my friends started laughing her butt off. She pointed to my face and asked me what had happened – and the rest of people in the class started laughing. A trip to the bathroom revealed that not only were the imprints from the spiral up and down my entire face, but so a whole set of smudgy notes.

That was not a proud moment.

My penis was visible at work. I’m still confused about how I didn’t notice that. It wasn’t flopping around. I forgot to zip and Moses must have spread the opening in my boxers so my penis could show its ugly face.

@jp, MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA

Pretty sure I can’t top that.

I went into a club with bird shit on my back, I didn’t find out for 2 hours!

I was at a club years ago and someone whacked me in the face accidentally, I thought nothing of it until all the girls at the club started running away from me everytime I tried to dance with one of them – turns out I had a nosebleed from getting whacked and had blood on my face – it was too drunk to be embarrased thankfully.