If you were an animal, what would you be?

Sea-Cheetah

Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Snake. (They don’t have to deal with broken hands)

< Pegasus…fast, majestic and heavenly.

See ya….Gary/wtf

A sloth.

Lazy, unattractive, and not terribly smart. But at least they’re happy

a monkey

Basset Hound

Laid back, lovable but very determined and tenacious when he gets a scent (read: good idea)

Koala bear…. cute and cuddly!

A stallion at a stud farm. A whinny whinny situation ;¬} Ouch, that pun was neigh good!

A small bird. I won’t go into it much beyond that as it’s remarkably personal. Suffice it to say, it’s what has been shown to me.

A blobfish.
That, or an angora rabbit.

I just can’t decide.

A hawk. I love observing people and animals.
Or a fish. Put me in a pool and I can stay there almost all day long. Love the water.

A ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.

Or perhaps I would be a giraffe… very tall, elegant and majestic :-)

Probably a deer because I freeze when I’m startled… somewhat like a sitting duck for any kind of danger that would like to menace me.

Penguin usually but baby, maybe today.

A house cat. It’s really creepy how like them I am when it comes to personality and mannerisms. I can’t wait ‘til we have one!

I would be a timber wolf. I mean the real animal, not the evil creature of cartoons and myths or as viewed by cattlemen.

Dragon: Short-tempered, aggressive, ravenous, horny, greedy, cold-blooded, pyro, fanged, & loves flying.

But do dragons like to eat attractive young women?

@HungryGuy As a matter a fact, yes. XP

@Draconess25 – And dragons are intelligent as well. Whereas the stupidity of bugblatter beasts is legend (to avoid a bugblatter beast, you merely need to wrap a towel around your head, because they’re so stupid that if you can’t see them, they think they can’t see you). So dragons win :-)

@HungryGuy Yet dragons very rarely use their intelligence. They act on impulse. Dragons also sleep on mounds of treasure. I store most of my valuables under my matress.

@Draconess25 – Well, learn to breathe fire…..and get yourself one of those little Sentry safes…

I’m an owl, because I’m 100% nocturnal, I’m creepy looking and I like swallowing things.

@Symbeline – And I like girls who like to swallow things :-p

I also enjoy regurgitation.

If what you’ve swallowed is strapped in, then regurgitate all you want :-p

Sea otter. It should be obvious why if you know how they behave.

Horse with a nice long mane and tail

A Snuffleupagus.

I’d be an elephant. I’ve got a knack for remembering tiny details.

@py_sue GA :-)

An African lion.

A Beaver, beavering away in the background:)