How long is longest penis on the planet?

240 cm.

Size of the penis itself? The Blue Whale – 8 feet long. (Human equivalent of 10 cm)
Humans? – New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon – 13.5 inches erect. He is single!
Primates? – Humans! In some African countries, being said to be “hung like a gorilla” is an insult.
Vertebrates? – The Argentine Lake Duck – 2X the size of the bird! (Equivalent of human male having a 12 foot penis)
All animals? – The Barnacle – 40 times size of the animal. (Human equivalent of 240 feet long!)

Give me a minute…..

@Seek_Kolinahr How’s you do that so fast? Can I borrow your tape measure?

@Seek_Kolinahr Yeah; how did u do that so fast? What on earth are you reading?
@janbb GA !!

Hmm, now just how tall is Dick Cheney? The pen-is mightier than the sword, or so they say.

I bow to the Almighty Gods of Google. ^_^

http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml
http://news.softpedia.com/news/This-Man-Has-the-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-13-5-in-34-29-cm-erect-76722.shtml

About 182CM.

Its name is George Bush. Paul Gascoigne (this will probably only make sense to Britons, but I think it’s funnier).

@Seek_Kolinahr Having seen an interview with him, there is clearly a reason he is single. Just goes to show that a large penis really won’t do all the work for you.

My penis is about 15 inches long.

…if you include part of my large intestine.

@AstroChuck – I’m pretty sure that if they’re connected, you should see a doctor. You shouldn’t be pooping from your willy.

Listen to @Seek_Kolinahr – she’s the expert here.

Well, that’s where I start measuring. Otherwise it’s kind of sad.

Don’t worry @AstroChuck , it will grow as you get older.