What does it mean when I weigh myself and the scales say "ERR"?

It means you don’t weigh enough, you need to eat another chocolate chip muffin. Geez @janbb, what are you, like 94 pounds? :-)

@chyna I was hoping that’s what it meant!

Scale is on unbalanced ground, or battery is low.

Maybe the scale is simply clearing its throat and stalling for time.

Hah! Meen.

ERRor?
Or: “Err, are you sure you want to risk destroying me?”~

It’s saying “Err, one person at a time, please” ~

“ERR! Get off me!!”

Yeah – I thought it might be something like all of the above, except for @dpworkin ‘s farfetched and fantastical suggestion. No lunch for me!

I wanna chocolate chip muffin now!!

@Dutchess_III ERR

:) does that mean GO NOW!! GET MUFFIN!!

@Dutchess_III Sure, darlin’

Oh mercy. I went to get one, but tripped over a big, homemade cinnamon roll, which I brought home, piled the butter on, warmed it up so the butter was melting and dripping….washed it down with a big glass of milk.

Get’s on @janbb‘s scales….”Jumpin’ JehoseFAT woman!!!” (Your scales aren’t very nice!!)

ERROR. Check battery.

My stomach hurts.

Take a leak and try again?

Oh matt – you’re so silly!

Another useful trick is to hold your breath.