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May be NSFW........who should paint my house?

Asked by jazmina88 (11652points) July 17th, 2010

My friend from college, does home repair, while my friend from memphis makes money doing home repair as well. Man from Memphis figured out I want some stuff done to house and is trying to scoop up friend from college job. Paint house, small bathroom.
These guys stay with me. One from memphis has great benefits, and can only get away if home improvements is in the works.

friend from college does better work. I love spending time with memphis man.

Whom do I hire??

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chyna's avatar

Memphis man, hands down.

judochop's avatar

One of these days the Frizzer joke will run aground and hit a rock, until then we will always have NSFW and house painting. Great question brah.

Seaofclouds's avatar

Do you want the better work or the better company? Hire which ever one fits that.

jazmina88's avatar

Dont you know….women of the millenium, want it all!!!!

Seaofclouds's avatar

@jazmina88 Then have them both come and work together.

judochop's avatar

Hire one to paint the fence and the other to paint the ceiling.

jazmina88's avatar

@Seaofclouds. That would be trouble. They met each other once. I saw some domination and jealousy…...
friend from college probably wouldnt like how close Memphis man and I are.

Seaofclouds's avatar

@jazmina88 Ohh, in that case, you have to choose between good work and good company. Personally, I’d go for the good work and make other plans to see Memphis man when he wasn’t working.

jazmina88's avatar

You are right…....and i guess it wouldnt be right to scoop out college man’s job.
Memphis man makes me smile in a big way. for 25 years now. and I need a fix.

jazmina88's avatar

college man is not 20, i’ve known him forever too.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I’m still trying to figure out why this is NSFW – is repair a euphemism for sex?

jazmina88's avatar

both are lovers, in different fashions. both do home improvements, though one is flighty. and has great chemistry…other is compassionate and great with doing stuff.

Since they stay with me, it’s a man staycation. With sexual probabilities with both,.

It’s painting with benefits. :):)

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@jazmina88 Man staycation…now, everyone needs more of those. I’d do the Memphis man…or double penetration?

chyna's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Double penetration? Ha. YES.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@chyna yes, us golden ones like that shit
@jazmina88 – inside joke from here.

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