If your doorbell rang right now, who a)would you like it to be? b) would you NOT like it to be?

want to see a hot half naked man

not want to see psycho old woman

a) Christopher Walken with a case of beer

b) Greased up Richard Simmons

I like when the Fed Ex guy comes.
Jehovah’s Witnesses – notI

A) The mail man with a big check
B) The police

@YoKoolAid I would be happy to see my man Christopher Walken even if he didn’t have any beer!

A) The Publisher’s Clearing House crew with a hefty check.

B) My former guardian and/or her son.

I’d love to see Michael Anthony with a check for a million dollars from John Beresford Tipton. (If you don’t have to Google those names, you’re my kinda guy or gal.)

I would NOT like to see Sarah Palin or anyone from her family.

A) My best friend, it’s always warms my heart when she stops by & we have a glass of wine together

B) The police if they are bringing bad news of a loved one.

Christina Hendricks :-)

Gary Neville :-(

There are several possibilities… Mostly, I would like it to be a girl I know from Toronto who wants to be my slave but also wants to finish university first (and is taking forever to do so). Or maybe a girl I used to know from Indiana who once wanted me to use her body as a cog in some erotic machine built around her, but never quite got up the nerve to give herself to me and has since lost interest in any of it. Or maybe a girl from Hawaii who wanted me to use her body for the most disgusting and perverted uses imaginable, but also wanted to finish medical school first before giving herself to me. Or a lady friend from Wales who talked about wanting to be my slave and then just fell off the face of the earth a few years ago (somehow related to alcohol, she claims) and miss dearly.

a. a friend
b. a process server

A. A hot man

B. Anyone bearing bad news.

I don’t have a doorbell and nobody ever randomly knocks on my door.
My house is very secluded on property.

Random knocks out here are scary. :-0

Okay, okay..IF I had to choose…

1.Friend or neighbor

2. Ex husband lol

1) A census worker that I could feed wacky information
2) A census worker that I’d have to feed wacky information.

1) The Ice Cream man handing out free cones
2) Little Richard. That would be too much at this hour, man.

A) The Chinese food delivery guy
B) Anyone else

@Michael_Huntington

Oooh…don’t remind me of chinese delivery, the only thing that gets delivered in my neck o’ the woods is propane! lol

I’d like it to be someone delivering a new car that i’ve won.

I don’t want it to be someone coming to arrest me or my husband for some reason (not that i’m expecting anything like that…)