If you were asked to give a testimonial for yourself, what would you say or write?
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Don’t believe a word of what he says!
The best part of him would have been the cum that ran down the crack of his mother’s a**.
Don’t bother with this one!
Before I accept this award, I’d like to thank the hillbillies that made my life so great, and the mother of my children, my mother. (Really, I don’t have Oedipus issues)
She only fucks up her life some of the time.
@janbb But she make’s Jersey a much nicer place. You almost want to visit.
Feed him and he will be your bitch.
@ChazMaz He followed me home; can I keep him?
He is interesting, compassionate, caring and quite high-maintenance. Touch him, and you will be both illuminated and burned, not necessarily in that order.
She’s really good at admitting when she is wrong, and she does it with alarming frequency.
She’s infuriatingly frustrated with humanity in general, but adores her kittehs.
When you can get him to listen, he actually can sometimes seem to care.
Unwrap carefully, proceed with caution and enjoy the ride!
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