If you could create your own bumper sticker, what would it say?

If you’re close enough to read this you’re too damn close!

This site makes me f’ing sick.

@Adirondackwannabe But that’s an existing bumper sticker….

@Dutchess_III Ah, we have to create an original?

I didn’t write this, of course, I’ve always loved it.

I MAY BE SLOW BUT I’M AHEAD OF YOU.

Also, like @Dutchess_III , I love PUT DOWN THE FRIGGIN’ PHONE AND DRIVE!

I WANT CAKE

Keep texting while driving legal. It culls the idiots from the herd?

APPRECIATE A REACH AROUND

BIG HUMMER = SMALL DICK

I don’t know..

@jjmah Or, It Takes a Big Dick to Drive a Hummer.

@Adirondackwannabe Good one!

@jjmah Nice!!

@NaturallyMe Cake???

Of course it’s Anthropogenic! —>

(With the arrow pointing to the tailpipe.)

Allergic to Stupidity.

@worriedguy LOL!!

“If it’s really racism, call it racism. Otherwise, don’t call it racism.”

”‘You should be more open-minded’ is code for ‘you should think more like me.’”

“Some of our nation’s greatest people were educated with two books and a hunk of slate.”

@jjmah Some of those stickers were pretty clever, IMO.

@Nullo Clapping here!

Yes it’s old and rusty, but payed out!

Make your Choice Before you make a baby

@YARNLADY Excellent!

Just push the gas, they’re waiting at your liver!

Don’t make fun of me because I look funny.

My dad says idiots should turn left, so start turning.

“My other car is a [sci-fi vehicle here].”
“Snakes in a Car.”
“Eyes on the road, moron!”

BEWARE OF ZOMBIES!

“Please Hang Up”

Dreamers think big and start small. Fools think small and start big.

@mattbrowne That’s not annoying!

Anything to do with vampires.

On a more serious note, I’ve noticed that several people have created a rear windshield (and large) sticker that is a tribute to someone who has died…name, birth/death dates, and RIP. Sort of a mobile tombstone. Is this cropping up in cities other than Memphis, TN?

Vampires suck big time and llamas spit long distances.

@Pied_Pfeffer Yeah…I’ve seen them here in Kansas.

Warning: Driver plays Katamari Damacy.

<A> I go where I am towed.
<B> Tailgating? I hope your isnurance is good I am braking hard in 20 seconds.
<C> If you can read this, back up until you can’t.
<D> Back off, my car is NOT a speed bump.
<E> The closer your car gets the more mine loses power and goes slower.

I like E!