What bigger power-grab could there possibly be?: I use the superstition of millions and the ignorance of the rest to orchestrate the perfect fall for this Age. The chosen are kept safe, while the necessary reductions are made. I instate my personal Christ the King, and through him I control this glorious Heaven On Earth.
All it would take is some disaster, some implementation of great “new” technologies never before seen by the public (our miracles,) and an arbitrary parallel with one or more of the popular prophecies. Then you could have the world on a platter.
Scary possibility, grandiose maybe, but plausible. Would feel better if there was some kind of actual defense against this occurring. But the only defense would be reason and reason is in very low supply during disasters. It would just take the right sociopath(s) to get the right amount of power and get into the right position to take advantage of some massive catastrophe.
So, conspiracy theorists get ready! Wouldn’t Obama make like, the best Antichrist? Just saying . . . check the Christian culture, white, republican, conservative, superstitious. . . Now, (foil hat time) look up the Norway Spiral and Obama’s Acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize. See the time difference? Obama in Norway, about to accept what would generally be considered the greatest honor humanity could possibly bestow upon him Then BAM! a magnificent spiral mystery light show in the sky! (it really was pretty, look for a video, search “Norway Spiral” a “malfunctioning” missile of some kind) COINCIDENCE!? Well, probably. That is, if he isn’t the Antichrist. And also if it isn’t a plot to convince powerful Christian leaders that he is indeed the Antichrist and this is one of the “False Signs” mentioned in the bible and OH MY GOD THE END TIMES ARE HERE AND WE’RE ALL DYING AND WE SHOULD FOLLOW THE FIRST AUTHORITY THAT SEEMS TO HAVE IT TOGETHER WHILE WE’RE ALL FREAKING OUT WITH ALL THIS DISASTER AND SHIT HAPPENING MY BUDDY JUST DIED! HE’S DEAD! I AM FREAKING OUT AND LOOKING FOR AUTHORITY TO FOLLOW! WE ALL ARE, THUS WE SET OUT UPON A NEW WORLD WHERE OUR RIGHTS ARE DICTATED BY A CRAZY FUCKING SOCIOPATHIC ORGANIZATION THAT WOULD DO SUCH A THING AS STAGE THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE TO CONTROL THE WORLD AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY’LL PROBABLY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE 2012 MEME, OH SHIT I’VE FIGURED IT OUT AND AHHHHHHHHH!
But, we’ll know this theory is bullshit if I’m not killed in my sleep tonight. Goodnight.
edit oh, shit this would make a great movie. Obama making his second term speech, a Doctor Manhattan-style super-tech-Jesus descends from the sky and causes Obama to explode or something (he is the antichrist, after all) Then he microwaves all of his supporters in the surrounding crowd to an orchestra of a massive angelic choir’s eerily magnificent performance reverberating off the clouds—bursting the eardrums of the unworthy! Jesus hovers there amongst the death, looks up to the sky, blood-tears streak down either side of his face, the music reaches climax and SMASH CUT TO Then, a white house agent named John Neiler (jack bower parody) sees this all at the appropriate angles safely away over surveillance tape, and works to expose this fake Jesus to the world because he found the evidence that he’s fake. At the end, as the Pope is being transformed into his new super-angel-squid-body on a giant stage, The fake Jesus Explodes! And then the real one descends in the back of the frame and credits roll. It wouldn’t even be blasphemous! Cause the Fake Jesus was the Antichrist and was using Obama as the decoy! John Neiler figured that out cause he’s a true Christian and so is his white family with the son who likes to play football and daughter who enjoys popular music, but not the wrong kind of popular music! It wasn’t the real Pope, that was an android made by the fake Jesus! The real Pope got sucked up to heaven miraculously earlier. This actually isn’t offensive at all! Hell fucking yes. Someone make this movie and not get assassinated, please! Oh please, sci-fi Christian Apocalypse movie. Needs to happen. Would be an instant classic, forever. Unless forever has a limit. . . I don’t want to be involved, but someone should totally do this.
a note to any offended Christians: If your God exists, I’m moving closer to him every day, still keeping my mind open, getting better every day. Just don’t have much respect for the way your teachings terrified me as a child. Working some things out.
Okay, I’ve said it. I’m done. I’ll live a nice conservative lifestyle from this point out. that is like the most offensive thing I could possibly come up with, I think. and i’m posting it on the internet. I mean, it’s like a duo there. Unwise, but now that I’ve written it, it would be paranoid for me not to post it. Free speech and all that. How fucked up would it be if my post disappears? Moderators, please don’t fuck with me, lol. Those caps were justified, come on now. You’ll send me down a whole mess of paranoia if you delete this post. Goodnight.