What's the best bumper sticker you've seen?

mine is( rehab is for quiters)

”We have the fossils. We win.”

If the screams from my trunk bother you, turn up your radio

Frodo failed, Bush has the ring!

the reason I’m speeding is because I really have to poop!

a day without sunshine, is like, night.

“smile if your not wearing undies”

I could never get the word count low enough, but I thought it would be “funny” to create an anti-abortion message bumper sticker endorsed by pedophile priests.

My child beat up your Honor Roll student.

ironic right after HoodatWhatzit’s but, “Visualize whirled peas”

letter stickers on the trunk, something to the effect: the more gay men, the more women left for me. car was, of course, a bit of a beater driven by the antithesis of a lady’s man :D

My favorite is, “Buckle up! It makes it much harder for the aliens to abduct you!”

Skydivers good till the last drop.

One more that I love is a picture of a mosquito with the caption “North Carolina’s state bird.

Piss off a conservative, think for yourself.

Feminism, the radical idea that women are people, too.

Your lonely, spinster aunt is actually a happy lesbian.

Oh, evolve.

keep honking, I’m reloading

if you can read this your too close to me idiot

Stop mad cowboy disease.

end the war kill them faster

- You are the product
– Nuke nuke. Who’s there? No one. (1980’s)
– Hipster Take a Stand
– McDonald’s Is Not Food

Pave The Rainforest

Ifyou can read this bumper sticker s**t I’ve lost my caravan!

Grow your own dope, plant a man!