My parents really didn’t sing to me, but my grandpa did. I can not find these songs anywhere on the internet, sometimes I think he made them up.
(Obviously this one is sung to the tune of “In The Shade of the Old Apple Tree”)
In the shade of the old apple tree, sat two Irishmen drunk as could be.
Said Pat to his friend “There’s a fly on the end…
of my nose, knock it off, would you please?”
Well his friend was a jolly old guy.
So he took a nice swat at the fly.
He knocked the fly flat and they buried poor Pat…
in the shade of the old apple tree.
This is my favorite and I’m dying to hear it… I hope I can remember all of the words. I have no idea how to describe the tune, I can not seem to find this song ANYWHERE. If anyone has any info.. I’d be thrilled. (Maybe I will post a question of my own about it.)
Ohhh, when first I made my mind up that a soldier I would be…
The girl that I was going with came up and said to me:
“I’ve had my picture taken, Bill, and if we are to part..
Promise me you’ll always wear this locket next to your heart.”
So I hung her photo around my neck and her ruby lips I kissed
_And off to the Army I went to enlist…__
(and with the picture of the girl I left behind me)
I went and joined the Army full of glee
But the Captain said he wanted to remind me
That the doctor wanted to examine me…
(ack, I forget the words here..)
The doctor said to me:
“Whose photograph do you hold here and admire?
“Is that the Captain’s bulldog?”
I said “No Sir, if you please Sir, it’s a picture of the girl I left behind!”
That’s all I remember.. lol. My Gramps was a funny guy, I really miss him. :)
There was also a lot of Mister Moon, K-K-K-Katy, and Walkin’ To Missouri. that were sung to me frequently by my grandmother. (I still can’t listen to that song without crying. Actually, I’ve been tearing up the entire time I’ve been typing this up.
I had a very musical childhood.. sorry for such a long response :)