What would you imagine your final words could be?

This
Longer or shorter,depending on how deathly I’m feeling;)

“Man, I’m gonna be so pissed if I was wrong about that whole God thing and I end up in hell…”

Some low, gruff whisper about “fuckin’ zombies” right before I drop a lit flare down into a giant, zombie-surrounded fuel cylinder to save my friends from the zombies as they ride off into the sunset in a tank or a boat.

hahaha I don’t know what my last words will be, but I am going to have a safe deposit box, put a piece of paper in it with the bat symbol, and thats it. In my will, a guy I used to work with will have to go there with his wife.

We have it all planned out. The idea is he will have forgotten by then, and his wife has no idea.

Damn! Why didn’t I put down the phone and just drive!

@Fly That’s why agnostic is the place to be, best of both world’s really. Win win situation no matter what the outcome.Simple enough.

Could somebody turn down that bright white light at the other end of that tunnel? It’s hurting my eyes.

And to quote Woody Allen…I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I’m taking a change of underwear just in case.

(That’s my last one, I promise!)

@Austinlad For fuck’s sake just die man, how many last words do you want. Sheesh!! ;¬}

Hey, can I get a heal over here? MEDIC!!!

So, do I have to release my body or can somebody rez me?

Okay, somebody smack the huntard for pulling!

I can’t reincarnate, I’m all out of reagents!

just a little world of warcraft humor

I have to go to the bathroom.
Could you adjust the thermostat please?
Are there sales at the mall today?

I want a do-over!!!

“The time has come,” the Walrus said, “to talk of many things,
Of shoes, and ships, and sealing-wax – of cabbages, and kings”

Could you get me some potato chips? BBQ ones?

“Just another ice cream and I’ll be outta here, I promise!!”

If i was talking to my Dad i would say ” you did your best at raising me, we may not of seen each other much but you taught me many lessons over the phone. I love you. I know you have the strength to make it without me.”

ZEPHYRA thats hilarious!!!!!:)

Upon calling into work and getting push-back about not coming in: “I told you…I am sick.”

These are some interesting ones.

”So I guess this means I can’t get an ice cream? Dammit.”

i can’t think of anything so, i’ll just retain my right to remain silent. I have a feeling I will need a lawyer once i’m booked in tho.

“What the fuck is that?”

wow…. I’m finally dying…. hahahahaaaa let’s party!!!!

Reminds me of a joke:
What is the last thing to go through a fly’s head when it hits your windshield?
Its feet.

(running finger over nightstand) They didn’t dust this today.
I need a new mascara.
Hon? Would you hand me that Cosmo magazine?

Bastards!...

“Now what?”

IT WAS ME!