(NSFW) How do you dry your naughty bits?

After a full bath or shower, are there any parts of your body you still feel are so dirty they should not touch your towel? If so, what parts, and how do you go about drying them?

Ahem… This got pushed to editing because answers started getting NSFW. So now that the obligatory warning has been added, feel free to be brutally honest. :-)