I'm glad I don't work at a -- ? -- factory, because then I'd -- ? --.

I’m glad I don’t work at a botox factory, because then i’d find it hard to keep a straight face.

I am glad I don’t work at a cheesecake factory ,because then I’d weigh a thousand pounds.

I’m glad i don’t have to work at a factory. simple as that!

I’m glad I don’t work at a tack factory, because then I’d feel pinned down by my job.

Oh, a pun, even better! Thanks, @JilltheTooth.

I’m glad I don’t work at a fabric coloring factory, because then I’d probably dye on the job.

I’m glad I don’t work at a left-shoe factory, because then I wouldn’t have any rights.

I’m glad I don’t work at a vacuum cleaner factory, because that would really suck.

@Jeruba I bow to the master!

No, no, @JilltheTooth. We’re just getting warmed up here.

I’m glad I don’t work at a match factory, because then i’d go on strike.

I’m glad I don’t work in a shredder factory because I’d go all to pieces.

Oooh, @ucme , good one.

I’m glad I don’t work in a mirror factory because I’d have to watch myself every minute!

I’m glad I don’t work at a bread factory because I’d just be loafing around.

I’m glad I don’t work in a pencil factory because I might not get it write.

@Jeruba : OK, Madame Frankenstein, how do you like your monster?

Keep ‘em coming. I can take it. :D

You set the bar pretty high, lady! I’m short but I’ll keep leaping!

I’m glad I don’t work in a morgue because then I’d just be a working stiff.

Really, @JilltheTooth, that is not a kind of factory. What a gruesome idea. This one’s for you:

I’m glad I don’t work in a shorts factory, because then I’d never get a long.

Ooooh. Keep ‘em coming, Darlin’, this is too much fun! Yeah, the morgue one is a bit gruesome, isn’t it? OK, Make that: I’m glad I don’t work in a formaldehyde factory..etc. etc.

I’m glad I don’t work in a bag factory because I might get sacked.

I’m glad I don’t work in a banana factory, because it doesn’t sound appealing.

I’m glad I don’t work at a feather bed factory, it would be a real downer.

OK, @Jeruba , you’ve tired out my poor little brain, I’ll try again tomorrow… zzzzz

OK, one more…
I’m glad I don’t work in a pasta factory because I hear they pay only pennes.

I’m glad I don’t work at an optics factory, I lack focus.

I’m glad I don’t work at a sheep shearing factory, because it would be a baaaaaad job.

Glad I don’t work in a fertilizer factory—that would be a real sh-t job.
Glad I don’t work in a sausage factory—to the extrusion of other better jobs.
Glad I don’t work in an emery board factory—it would really wear me down.
Glad I don’t work in a gum factory—I’d quickly chews another line of work.
Glad I don’t work in a body powder factory—I’d have to talc myself into sticking with it.

More to come I’m sorry to say…

Glad I don’t work in an artificial flower factory—no chance for growth.
Glad I don’t work in a fortune cookie factory—a hard way to make a fortune.
Glad I don’t work in a shirt factory—I’d lose all my buttons
Glad I don’t work in a men’s boxer factory—that job would be a brief career.

Glad I don’t write puns for a living. I have to work in a fertilizer factory to pay the bills.

@Austinlad HaHaHa

I’m glad I dont work at a cigarette factory, we’d all go up in smoke.
i’m glad I dont work in a pipe factory, the day is going down the drain.
I’m glad i dont work at the gorilla factory, I’d go ape.

@everyone

Bravo, bravo!

I’m glad I don’t work in a condom factory, I might be required to lay-Tex.

I’m glad I don’t work in a butchering factory, bloody hard work.

I’m glad I don’t work in a fast food factory, I’d be super sized.

I’m glad I don’t work in an umbrella factory, it might be hard to save much for a rainy day.

I’m glad I don’t work in a Beaver factory, I wouldn’t give a dam.

I’m glad I don’t work in a telephone factory, it’s not my true calling.

I’m glad I don’t work in a window factory, the reason is clear.

I’m glad I don’t work in a speaker factory, I heard they experience extremely high volume.

I’m glad I don’t work in a calendar factory, I heard they always get a case of the Mondays.

It’s addicting, isn’t it?

Glad I don’t work in a mink coat factory. Too fur to drive from home.
Glad I don’t work in a blimp factory. It’s hard to hold a job when you’re high.
Glad I don’t work in a hamburger factory. I spend too much time sitting on my buns or getting the shakes.
Glad I don’t work in a calendar factory. I’d always be going around in a daze.
Glad I don’t work in a TV factory. They’re isn’t one left in the whole U.S.

GLAD I DON’T WORK IN A LEGOS FACTORY. I’D ALWAYS BE GOING TO PIECES.

Let’s hear it for @Jeruba!!! Fluther doesn’t get much more fun that this.

I’d be hanged if I worked in a picture factory.
Glad I don’t work in a Prosthetic factory , I couldn’t get Legless at all

I know this question is a few days old, but I was at GenCon and missed it the first time.

Glad I don’t work in a perfume factory because I’d never get my two scents in.
Glad I don’t work in a needle factory because my boss would be a real prick.
Glad I don’t work in a cardboard factory because then I couldn’t think outside the box.
Glad I don’t work in a wig factory because I hear that’s hair-owing work.
Glad I don’t work in a condiment factory because if I missed work, it would be hard to ketchup.
Glad I don’t work in a marshmallow factory because there’s always s’more to do.
Glad I don’t work in a jar factory because when something goes wrong, I’d have to keep a lid on it.

That’s enough for now.

Oh, Lord, it’s genetic….

That little explosion of brilliance was worth waiting for, @KatawaGrey.

Watch out, @JilltheTooth, some of the most astonishing things turn out to be hereditary.

Not sure whether I should be awed or frightened!

@JilltheTooth

Awed!

What a sharp bunch we are! ;-)

@Jeruba: Hehe, thanks. It was fun. :)

Glad I don’t work in tweezer factory. They really put the squeeze on salary and benfits.
Glad I don’t work in a wine factory. The work is too pressing.
Glad I don’t work in a comb factory. It’s a job I could never get my teeth into.
Glad I don’t work in a cello factory. It’s for sure strings would be attached.
Glad to don’t work in a breakfast cereal factory. It’s a really flakey place to work.
Glad I don’t work in a belt factory. Even though the job is a cinch.
Glad I don’t work in an ad agency anymore. Who wants to sit on your ads all day?

@Austinlad : You’re starting to lose sleep over this one, fella, I can tell!

@Austinlad

Hahaha…you are an island of wit! ;-)