Let's hear one sentence from you beginning with, I have never.........?

I have never seen a John Wayne movie.

seen a sunset
been free
been able to do the small things in life
seen my Dad in the past 3 years

injected myself with heroin.

I have never been in love.

I have never felt loved more, than by someone who I know now didn’t love me.

…never let Dieter touch my monkey. Would you?

I have never believed in someone I didn’t regret believing in.

I have never broken a bone.

I want MORE than one so I’m not sayin . LOL

Had sex with a human. (the galactic council frowns upon interspecies intercourse)

I have never watched Family Guy or The Simpsons. Not once.
I have never ridden in a helicopter.
I have never visited Paris.
I have never had children.
I have never been arrested.
I have never been in a threesome.
I have never stopped hoping I would find a beautiful soul mate, take a helicopter with her to Paris, watch the Simpsons in French. With such a woman, there would be no need for a threesome.

I have never

It’s funny, but the answers have struck me as much as the question. Of the above answers, the heroin, the broken bone, and the arrest apply (as in, have never).

I have never watched Family Guy or The Simpsons. Not once.
I have never ridden in a helicopter.
I have never visited Paris.
I have never been arrested.
I have never been in a threesome.
Draw your own conclusions. LOL !!

I have never been to Europe

I’ve never broken a bone or been stung by a bee, wasp, etc (just a partial sting by a scorpion).
Or had a threesome, even though I have watched The Simpsons and Family Guy.

I have never
-taken illegal drugs
-steered a motored vehicle
-been outside Europe
-been in an aeroplane (I flew in a Heli once, though. It was loud)
-been completely drunk
-held a firearm in my hands (and I intend to never do)
-killed anything above insect level
-died
-been emotionally affected by live action romantic movies.
-broken a bone
-been in jail
-been arrested (I have been stopped a few times by police because I look like a terrorist, though.)
-been killed
-been attacked with any weapon
-committed suicide
-been run over by a car (I grazed one though, when I went fast into a bend with my race bicycle)
-been stabbed in the face
-had my throat slit
-been shot in the face
-eaten horse meat
-eaten dog meat
-eaten cat meat
-been inside a “Subway”
-drowned
-suffocated
-been pulverised
-found the “three stooges” amusing in the least.
-considered the US’ independence anything but an act of High Treason against the Crown of the Holy British Empire. God save the Queen.

I have never swallowed…....an oyster.

@Austinlad I have done all but one. ;)

@ragingloli Subway has Great chicken salad. lol

@Aster
We have a subway in the next town, but whenever I walk by it, it is completely empty.

I have never seen a ghost or alien
Jumped out of an airplane,
Done a back handspring,
Killed anyone (not that I haven’t wanted to)
Shooting heroine and gay sex.

Pretty much everything else I have tried once and liked it!

@ragingloli it’s mostly for take-out. That’s why no one is in there.

@Cruiser knows how to live.

I have never killed anyone unless they richly deserved it! LOL!

I have never climbed a tree.

@Cruiser
”I have never seen a ghost or alien”
That you know of.

I have never eaten a hot dog without ketchup.

I have never seen Gone With The Wind.

I have also never broken a bone.

I have never gotten the long half of the wishbone.

I have never laughed so hard that I peed my pants. Sneezing and coughing has caused this to happen, but never while laughing.

I have never been to North America
I have never had stitches (every injury has been to small or too bad)
I have never watched Avatar
I have never been in a submarine
I have never been drunk

@ragingloli GA for “considered the US’ independence anything but an act of High Treason against the Crown of the Holy British Empire. God save the Queen.”

I have never rode on a train.
I have never been on a subway.
I have never been to New York City.

…passed up a chance to wrestle my mother in law ;)

@Pied_Pfeffer, you should see “The Shootist.” It’s one of his best, and I think his last. The opening montage gives you a sort of quick summary of his movies in a very entertaining way.

I have never been kissed. :/

@Austinlad -That is a great movie!! :)

I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies.
I have never seen any of The Godfather movies.
I have (sadly) never been to New York City. Some day… :(
I have never had surgery.
I have never taken any prescription medication other than antibiotics.
I have never killed an animal larger then an insect.
I have never been in a physical fight with anyone other than my brother.
I have never held a gun.
I have never been paintballing, despite the urging of my friends. Frankly, it scares the shit out of me. :\

climbed a mountain
gone skindiving
looked into a volcano
been outside of the Western Hemisphere (except for Hawaii)
gone to an opera
been high
smoked
gone to a fortune teller
played any instrument other than a piano
flown a plane
break danced
had surgery
played basketball or football
ridden a camel
seen someone die
eaten raw fish (or any other raw meat)
won any major contest/lottery
been unfaithful
called 911
milked a cow

@eden2eve You must go to an opera. Those are awesome. :) I’ve also never been high or smoked, despite how many smoke circles I’ve been in. And I’ve been in a lot of fucking smoke circles…

And Hawaii is still in the Western Hemisphere!

I have never walked a tight-rope

It’s quite surprising to see that so many people have never flown in a plane.

I have never. . .

Killed a human
Enjoyed Bourbon

I have never…......completed my college education. I still have time and I’ll get it done. I promise.

I’ve never
Shot my age on the golf course
Never been in a threesome
Never broken a bone
Never used illegal drugs
Never been arrested
Never been on a train
Never been to Ireland-where my anchestors came from.
Never disrespected my Mother
Never hated anyone
Never been skydiving

BUT, ..I’ve seen “Gone With The Wind,” at least 10 times @jonsblond !

I have never been one to fall in with the crowd
I have never not been good at something I attempted to do
I have never been rude to a waiter/waitress
I have never been in a relationship with someone younger than me
I have never been outside of the US

@BoBo1946 “Never disrespected my mother.” Boo, that is so sweet. I only wish I could say the same thing.
I’ve never broken a bone.

I have never gone skinny-dipping.

And all sighted humans should thank me.

@cprevite will not!

@cprevite We must talk…skinny-dipping is a wonderful experience, if done in the right setting.

@Aster hey, no one would want to disrespect my Mom…loll..trust me on that one. She is as tough as a “two dollar steak!”

@cprevite You have to try it, just once. Skinny dipping is fantastic!

I have never answered this question…until now

I have never robbed a bank, been arrested, injected or ingested illegal drugs, got my belly button pierced, or participated in an orgy. Not that I want to do any of these things.

Pretty sure this was a drinking game in college. LOL.

I have never:
had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
taken a drug to get hi
seen any of the Friday the 13th movies or Halloween movies
had a dog as a pet
tried venison

I have never had a one night stand…that I know of anyway. :) Haha

…regretted the bad decisions I made in college.

I have never sung in an Opera staged at the Met. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

I have never gotten straight A’s in school.

I have never experienced the death of a close friend or family member. (I’m grateful, but also worried about how I’ll handle grief when it does eventually come).

I have never eaten oysters in a half shell.

…. approached a fast food counter or drive-thru, without first ascertaining what I want to buy in my mind.

I have never eaten a waffle.

@CherrySempai I’m flabbergasted. Never? Go eat a Belgian waffle. Right now.

I have never:
– driven a car
– been arrested
– eaten a Big Mac
– managed to finish reading the last book of the Lord of the Rings trilogy

@downtide You’re seriously missing out – except on being arrested (never done that myself either). And Big Macs aren’t that great.

I have never gone for more than 6 months at a time without being very ill.
I have never cheated on anyone.
I have never been cheated on, that I know of. And let’s just keep it that way, shall we?
I have never graduated from high school.
I have done many of the things others in this thread haven’t, but I have never told you guys about a lot of them and I don’t intend to start now! ;)

I have never taken illegal drugs.
I have never flown in a helicopter.
I have never been in a threesome.
I have never been to Africa, Asia, Oceania or South America.
I have never been to Canada, eh.
I have never had anal sex.
I have never failed a subject in school.
I have never been arrested.
I have never bungee-jumped.
I have never sung in a karaoke while sober.

@DominicX I’ve never seen The Godfather trilogy either!

I’ve never…...enjoyed sports.

I have never…

committed adultery (in deed…)
consumed a narcotic substance.
left the north-western hemisphere.
travelled further West than the Central time zone
been arrested
hit a home run
been satisfied with my body
found a pair of shoes that fit correctly
attended a Loreena McKennitt concern, sadly.
become proficient at playing a musical instrument
successfully kept a diary or journal
formed a daily habit (like taking a daily vitamin, or meditating, or exercising…)
developed a healthy relationship with my mother.

…scored the winning goal.

I’ve never had the urge to get married.
I’ve never broken a bone.
I have never had emotional feelings towards a dude.
I’ve never had a good relationship with my Dad.

I can’t think of anything else.

Never>>
committed adultery
ingested a dangerous drug
lost a body part
been to Europe
played golf

I’ve never climbed Olympus Mons.

I have never…

Driven a stick shift.
Owned a passport.
Won in Monopoly.
Been skiing. (snow)
Played billiards by the rules.
Cheated on a test in high school.
Had an MRI.
Been in a fist fight.
Read a book I didn’t finish.
Earned ‘Cake In The Frizzer’ award.
Given a public speech.

man, after reading my list over again. I feel like my life would be more interesting if that was my ‘I have..” list. My life is boring.

@rpmpseudonym Good list. I also have never…
Been skiing (I just booked a vacation at a ski resert, but there won’t be any snow on the ground yet).
Cheated on a test in High school
Been in a fist fight
Earned a Cake in the frizzer award (I have no idea whatthe hell that is?

@JLeslie I have tried for so long to figure it out (cake in the frizzer). If anyone out there would like to PM me a little clue on how to get it, I would be very appreciative. :)

I also think maybe you & I should get into a fist fight so we both can cross it off our lists. I have a glass jaw & I bruise like a peach, so the odds are in your favor.

@rpmpseudonym DO you really have a glass jaw? No way! Really? That is just saying.
I have never posed naked in Playboy.