@lapilofu I do more spreadsheet-type work. For straight-up word processing, I find Jarte to be sufficient. In fact, I believe that using any office suite for basic word processing is overkill.
Oh, and kudos to you for actually trying the alternatives before finding the best fit for you :)
@rawrgrr As long as you can see where I am coming from, that is fine. I do not expect agreement, merely the opportunity to present a differing opinion.
As for the hardware upgrade, I think there has been a miscommunication here, so let me rephrase. OO never acted sluggish even when running on a netbook that has far less power than any Mac/Macbook in the last five years, let alone my old P4 which is also less powerful than any recent Mac but still far more powerful than my old netbook. And if it were sluggish on either of those systems then it wouldn’t be on my current system, but if my netbook ran it with the response times normally associated with an iPod Touch, then hardware requirements are unnecessary.
I agree that once you take out the eye-candy, it is stable and gets the job done, though I still feel that “easy to use” is subjective, and from what I’ve seen, iWorks is no simpler to use than other software I’ve seen.
Like I said, I have yet to run into a bug in OO, and I’ve already spoken out about the hardware end of it. Maybe there are things that got broken when OO was ported over, but I feel that NeoOffice (based on OpenOffice, but tailored more for OS X than a straight-up OO port) may be better for Macs anyways so it’s kind of moot.
As for the sheep thing, bear in mind that you two are a cut above a lot of people I see and hear. I try to keep my cynicism at bay, but as you can see, I don’t always succeed. If you knew me IRL, you would see that I actually behave myself better here than in meatspace, if for no reason other than speaking doesn’t offer the time to reflect and edit that typing does.