Even if they doubled or even trebled your salary, what job would you absolutely refuse to do?

I was a nurse’s aide for 4 years. My entire job revolved around feces and naked people (the ones that we really don’t want to see naked.). I don’t think there is much that I wouldn’t do for a fat salary at this point.
I wouldn’t slaughter animals.

I wouldn’t work for Play Boy, Be a Pornstar, Pose naked for magazines, Force me to do something I don’t want to do, I also wouldn’t work as a pilot_wanted to when I was younger but Now I am so scared of heights_
Etc..

I wouldn’t clean up the scenes of suicides or murders.

Work in the defense industry.

@Thesexier I’m with you on the height-bit, although I’d consider being a flight attendant. It doesn’t matter what amount of salary is offered, you will never see me washing windows on a high rise.

I would not be a public high school teacher.

also, do you mean tripled?

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard ‘Trebled’ and ‘tripled’ mean the same thing.

Porn or prostitution and by the time my salary was tripled, I’d be making a fuckton of money, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard trebled.

@Pied_Pfeffer , Oh I don’t think I could also make it as a flight-attendant. I am so scared of plane/flight death. Because of the Air France Boeing 777…something that crashed in he pacific I think. Damn!

Porn star, I mean you don’t know where they’ve been.

@Pied_Pfeffer and @Vunessuh, whoa, I had no idea that trebled was synonymous with tripled. Thanks guys, and sorry @zenele.

@ucme , true!

what does trebled even mean?O:

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I didn’t know either till I Googled it. XD So you’re not alone. =)

The three pronged hooks on fishing lures are called treble hooks. I wouldn’t want to work all day in a fish plant cleaning fish.

Only time I“ve heard “trebled” is treble damages in a lawsuit.

The person that has to clean out the porta potties. No way. Nope. Not doing it.

Triple my salary. Not much I would not do.

I have worked harder for less.

@ChazMaz You would be the porta pottie cleaner?

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I mean trebled which means tripled.

Edit: I just read after that – no problem – no apology necessary. You learn something everyday. I know I do.

@chyna – For triple my salary? You better believe it!

Triple my current salary? I’ll do an awful lot of things… can’t think of much I wouldn’t do.

@ChazMaz Well, okay, but just take a shower before coming home. :-)

In the words of Jethro – “Aught plus aught equals aught.”

Yes dear. ;-)

I’d never join the military or work as a pharmaceutical rep.

I would not work weekends or real late. I already paid those dues and 2 or 3 times my salary is not enough money to keep me here any longer than I have to be here!

For triple my husband’s salary (I don’t get a salary as a homemaker), I would not sell or manufacture smoking products.

I wouldn’t work an assembly line. I’d be very tempted to do it at first, threefold money and all; very quickly realizing I’d kill myself from the monotony and boredom within days.

@zenele or an office switchboard [if they still exist] or work at a copy center copying crap all day
[similar to the assembly line]
or clean toilets or a host of other undesirable things, like telemarketing or taxidermy
or tote that barge or lift that bale.

@anartist You had me at switchboard, but we diverge at tote. I’d like to tote some bale one day, just to give it a try. I wouldn’t wish to lift any barges though. They’re heavy. ;-)

I would not work for a tobacco company.

In a prison enviroment.

@Jabe73 I hear you, but, I was just chatting with a prison guard recently who told me that he liked his job. For every day he worked – he got three off and the pay was okay.

:-)

@zenele Yes but not for me personally. Ironically I work around high voltage circuits for a living so maybe my current job is alot more dangerous. I’m not a people person to begin with and prisons are full of many people I am sure I would not want to be around.

That’s where we’re alike, @Jabe73 – give me danger, high places – just not too many people.

:-)

WOW! Another Jabe! I am flattered. lol. I guess being a teacher or working in a nursing home would be near the top of my list as well.

@zenele actually for some reason they “tote” that barge according to the lyrics. I checked because I couldn’t believe it. Maybe a team had to pull them??? and they “lift that bale [of hay/cotton]” Bales of hay are big suckers.

—I would’ve gone with “pole that barge and tote that bale” but it wasn’t my song.

@anartist I know, but my way is funnier. If you don’t know me by now…

@zenele babe, I’ll never know you. You live too far away.

Many have made the journey. Save up.

I know I’m saving up my pennies. ~

Got your sleeping bag and tent ready, @chyna.

@zenele You’re gonna make her sleep in a sleeping bag?

* shakes head disapprovingly *

Hmmph, Maybe I’ll take my pennies to Mexico.

@zenele pwned.

Hey, she tilded me first.