What was your most awkward naked moment?

LOL!!

I’m not bothered by anyone else’s (is it else’s or elses? is this even a word?) nakedness, and I can’t recall ever being in an awkward situation in which I was naked.
The awkward situations always involved two naked people.

(I cant’ wait to see Lucy Lucy’s response!!!!)

One of the more amusing times for me is when I got trapped on the couch by a saleman looking through the window asking “Why” I couldn’t come to the door.
@Sueanne_Tremendous -That is the only one I’m taking about! XD

No need to talk…type it out girly…type it out…I bet it’s (they’re) good stories.

I can’t really think of any awkward situations I’ve been in while naked. There have been the knocks on the door from our son at inopportune moments, but that’s what the lock is for. ^_^

In high school, my friends and I decided to go skinny-dipping at the club pool, which was attached to a hotel/motel. It was after midnight, and all was dark and quiet. I decided to do do a flip off of the diving board, and when I came to the surface, there was clapping. It turned out to not be the friends, but a group of men on the balcony of the motel deck.

The first time my boy’s mother saw me, I was naked.

It was Halloween night, 2008, and I had never been to his house or met his mother and he asked me to stay the night. At that time I sometimes slept naked with him. So, we snuck into his house and we went to sleep, naked, as we usually did. The next morning, he saw a note slipped under his door. My heart stopped. Nope, it was just a note asking him to mow the lawn. Phew. I phew-ed too soon. Outside his room, she had set two towels, instead of only one. Yeap. She saw me sleeping naked in his room.

Well…..I don’t see a single one of you turning your heads, so I guess it is not at this moment.

See ya (or, more appropriately, see me!).....Gary/wtf

Being 16, sitting in the backseat of a car with an 18 year old boy, at the end of a runway at McCarran airport in Vegas. Being surprised by the cop knocking on the window.

ooops….at least he let us go with a warning

The closest I’ve ever been to that kind of situation was having a bathroom door kicked in on me in high school.

I don’t have one but my Dad does from when he was deployed in Iraq. He had just taken a shower and was in the locker room when the missiles from Sadr City came down. He was in the locker room with two other guys, one was a medic and the other was injured, so my Dad lent the towel he was about to use to dry off to staunch the bleeding of the injured guy. For some reason, all the females who were in the gym ran into the men’s locker room so when all was said and done, my Dad was standing naked in a locker room filled with women.

One time I just got out the shower and I went to my room and locked the door. Well my brother in law thats had a crush on me for the longest time opened the door (Come to find out the lock is broken) and seen me completely naked. Bhaha! And I was trying to reach for anything to cover myself cause he was kinda frozen just staring at me.

@Mom2BDec2010 Edited because I embarrassed myself! Ahem.

@DrasticDreamer Lol, it was my husbands brother.

@Mom2BDec2010 Hahaha! Oh… I knew I’d probably end up embarrassing myself if I asked that question! Forgive me, I’m a little tipsy. :D

An awkward naked moment? Hmmm I believed it involed another naked person. As I recall the place was more awkward then the nudity. ;)

In college I had a girlfriend who was a beautiful little idiot. For my birthday she took me and some friends to Las Vegas and we all had hotel rooms and partied.

To my shock, and glee, she acquiesced to intimate pictures.

Her camera. Dirty pictures; of her posing for me naked and giving me head. Just your average twenty-something year old kids playfully in love.

Well.., along with some other rolls, she absentmindedly gave them all to her mother to develop.

Not cool.

I also had another girlfriend later on and for some reason we were skinny dipping up in Malibu at like 6am in October, and it was really cold, and when I came out my pecker was about the size of a D battery. She was giggling for the longest time before I realized what was not up.

Yeah – that was just hard to admit.

Another time back in high school a girlfriend’s father walked in on us. I was not naked, but she was standing in the middle of her bedroom and I was on my knees – begging her – pulling her “Dolphin” shorts to the side and giving her head – literally with my tongue out – when “daddy” mysteriously walked in to try and catch us. He got what he wanted alright.

She was like 16yo, me 18.. He froze – we all froze – he looked like he’d just been kicked in the nuts and quickly backed out and shut the door. I jumped out the window – panicked. She?, calm as you’d like – gigging about it.

To this day that gives me shivers. My horror is having a daughter of that caliber and gall.

Not cool.

@ipso So you’re saying you don’t want a normal human being as a daughter?

Just last week I swam laps at a new pool. When I was changing afterwards I noticed that the houses on the hill beside the pool had a perfect view into the roofless change area and all those houses had telescopes on the verandahs! I don’t know if anyone was watching or not but I waved and bowed just in case.

(Note to self, use other side of dressing room next time!)

When I was a teenager maybe about 14/15 I was…...well let’s just I was shaking hands with the lord of love. Yeah anyway Mummy stumbled across me mid-pump as it were. Well I don’t know who felt acute embarrassment more but I quickly diffused the situation by explaining I was in the middle of making an omelette…..under the covers, whisking can be fun XD

I got pantsed (spelling) in 6th grade. You think having just one person seein’ your bum naked is bad? Try at least 80+ kids. Geez, why did they have to combine the PE classes that day?

I think now qualifiies….

I sneaked out into the back garden one evening at about 3am to shake off a dust sheet as I had just finished some decorating. I had just thrown all my clothes into the laundry basket and was making a dash for the shed when I looked up and saw the woman who lived behind us watching me from her window!

I lived with my best friend for awhile and we lived with her brother. He walked in me when I was on the toilet . He walked in right when I was putting in a tampon. We both got that embaressed look. It made it worse he said what were you doing. He was a little young. I locked the door after that.

At a party many many years ago then a friend got blotto drunk, took off all his clothes and came teetering down the home staircase as I was walking up it. My brain must’ve really been in shock because I remember his face, hands and feet very clearly but the rest of his body was a beige blur. Thank you brain. The poor man stepped onto the ground floor, took a run at the sliding glass door I assume he thought was open to the backyard and slammed face first into it. Ah, those were the days.

For me, it was when I got chicken pox at 12. A mild outbreak at best, but the rash showed up all over my brand new “mosquito bites”, and my pediatrician was a dark-haired, blue-eyed hottie. Awkward, eh? I just clasped my hands in my lap, stared at the ceiling and silently wished I was 25 while he got on with the examination.

I was 5, I think? there were 30 other kids, all naked and trying to find dry clothes (because someone really stupid thought that it would be great if we threw water at eachother)

One time I was going up the stairs in my towel and it just slipped off in front of everybody. Good thing there were only family members there.

Thank goodness they only got to see the moon and not the stars…. :O

My older brother daxed or pants me on my first day of high school at the bus stop in front of the entire 900+ kids that went to the school and screamed out “daxi” as he did, i’m sure the entire school turned and looked at me and I wore boxer shorts at the time so was entirely exposed to all! i was red faced for weeks!!!