[NSFW] Would you rather have a really bad sexual experience, or a really good experience dropping the kids off at the pool?

Bad sex is better than poop.XD

Even sex that hurts? In a bad way?

Well… at least you can read while on the toilet :)

Best of both worlds, go anal!!! Although granted I would not be the crapper in that particular arrangement :¬)

@ucme There is a line sir, a line that stands for decency and goodness. You crossed it! And for that, you are my brother, my friend, and my comrade.

@mowens….& that line is known as the buttcrack…..bro ;¬}

@ucme Even a buttcrack can kill.

@mowens, you are my favorite person today. I was feeling really shitty (NO PUN INTENDED) and seeing this question made me laugh out loud.

To answer the question, I’d opt for a good shit over bad sex any day.

The latter.
In fact, I’d rather take a good dump over good sex any day. Sometimes, you just need one.

@Michael_Huntington Oh, yay. I was going to say I’m really not a big fan of sex and would probably choose a good shit over good sex a lot of the time, but I didn’t want to be the lone weirdo. Now that you’ve said it, though, I’ll agree! XD

My bad sexual experience ruined relationships for me for nearly three years.

I’d much rather have a good shit than experience that personal hell again.

Sex.

Sex can be crap but crap can’t be sex.

I must lead a sheltered life. I never had a bad sex experience.

And I have never found pooping all that satisfying. You poop, you’re done. What’s the big deal?

Drop the kids off at the pool (literally), then have a good sexual experience.

@syz. You’ve never been backed up then. LOL
Rather have the poop. Bad sex can still leave you feeling stressed. A good poop can be is always welcomed. Now if its a bad poop than that can be stressful too. :))
Funny question.

At this point in time I would seriously consider volunteering for the bad sex.

Oh god I think I just crapped myself at this question lol.

Well if the sex is bad, I guess I’d just rather take a very liberating dump. But assuming that said hypothetical bad sex comes with the game of the hunter and the aftermath and you overall enjoy your time with the person before and after the shitty sex, it would have to be really bad sex, like being raped or something.

Sure, taking a crap is awesome, I’ll never deny that, but as a necessity of life, I think there are many more things I’d rather experience rather than obeying the call of duty.

In art school one thing we heard often is that you have to make a ton of bad art before you can start making good art. Every crappy stick figure drawing you make helps you become a better artist, because it is practice and you learn from your mistakes. Sex can be the same way. Even if you’re awesome and experienced, it can take a while to figure out a new partner and get that chemistry going. Sometimes you have bad, awkward, boring sex, then cuddle and talk about it, get turned on again, and it’s way better. So I’ll take the bad sex, because it’s part of the learning curve.

Fuck the bad sex. The older you get, the better you appreciate a good shit. ;)

@jonsblond Man I can’t wait! :D

Bad sex sucks, i’ll have the content crap option any day.

Why can’t you have both at the same time?

@mrentropy It would rupture the space time continuim… the very fabric that holds the universe together.

@mowens I guess I better take down my personal ad…

Does dropping the kids off at the pool mean pooping? Ok, I have kids and I’d rather drop them off by the pool rather than have bad sex. Same with good poop.