Drunken Fluthering, are you feeling no pain on a Saturday night?

I’m not drunk and feeling no pain – laying around naked, alone in the apartment – Alex’s gone to some concert, mom’s got the babies, I just finished some porn and chocolate and I’m contemplating my tango outfit for the night. You should come over.

@simone. I’m on my way, darling. Crawling on my hands and knees. ;-)

Oh @jjmah, how I like you. You always spread the happy. :)

I’m not drunk and unfortunately I am feeling pain. I’ve been feeling sick all day. My head hurts, muscles ache, and my throat hurts. Anyway, I’m just sitting here with my laptop in bed watching tv. Luckily for me, my son has been being very good and helpful for me today.

@jjmah, What were you drinking?

Your typing is remarkably lucid for a drunk. Then again, I’m not one to judge.

@jjmah You’re terrible. Tease.

Sweet jjmah almost got into an argument with an obnoxious American male this evening. The girl doesn’t know when to shut her mouth. ..

No, but I could use a G&T about now…

Here it’s still day time. I’m not drunk. In fact I was thinking about mowing my lawn in a few. Tonight. Who knows? Maybe I’ll go out for a cocktail.

Simone, I’m lying on the floor, on my side, with the top button of my pants undown.

“How are you doin’?”

oh shit!

Okay, I want it known and understood by other fluther jellies that @jjmah has just chosen to play with fire and I am not responsible for any damage I will do with my responses. That being said…

@jjmah Why don’t you make it two buttons?

Bastard, get your ass over here!

I second that.

Too late. All buttons are down.

listening to Dizzie Gillespie

@jjmah I’m surprised (pleasantly) to see that you’re wearing no underwear…I stand in your doorway with a slight evil grin on my face, touching my neck, looking down…

Not yet.

You should have said something. You’re only like 2.5 hours away.

My avatar is where I am at, my dear.

Look, jellies, are watching. I have to be good.

@jjmah No, we’re not watching, honest! Continue…

@jjmah Well, my love, I pmed you my number – if you wanna up this up a notch, I’ll have some time on my way to the train station to hear your voice. Otherwise, I’m off to tango, ya’ll..there’s seducing to be done :)~

ah! im not the only one laying around fluthering naked on a saturday night!

i’m not drunk, but i am particularly happy. i’m about to make some tuscany bread and some challah for bomb french toast tomorrow morning. holla!!!!

Whew, is it warm in here?

I’m having G&Ts with @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard

…I wish. I’m actually playing with die-cast airplanes with a 2 year old, while my husband is out all night playing a gig. Why is there no liquor in this house?

No judgment intended, but it pains me to think one need be drunk to feel no pain. Me, I’m spending the evening watching old movies and munching on popcorn. A boring Saturday night to some, I imagine, but to me… heaven.

Oh, lord. I have just spent the entire afternoon proofreading a chemistry textbook at breakneck speed. And in fact I think my neck might be broken, and my lumbar region too. I can sure think of several people I’d like to swap Saturday conditions with.

@Austinlad popcorn (especially well seasoned) and a movie is a wonderful saturday night in my book as well. and will probably be what i end up doing tonight after making some bread! and i’m only 21!!!! :)

Feeling like I’ve wasted a Saturday night!

Not drunk, not in pain, but having a very difficult time keeping my eyes open. Very little sleep last night, and a busy Saturday. I’m off to bed soon, thinking too bad tomorrow is Sunday or I’d have my husband pick up some adult beverages for us to enjoy tomorrow night.

It’s been a sober Saturday for me. Doin’ the family stuff; eat out, go to a kids movie, stuff like that. Unfortunately I am feeling pain. Bad headache. Perhaps i can sleep it off in the theater. Just took a few Motrin. Perhaps later I’ll hit the tiki bar at home. We’ll see.

@Austinlad, that actually sounds really nice.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir and @jjmah, *sigh… if only….

It’s only 6:49pm over here. I have some beer in the fridge, though. But, I think I’ll try a different intoxicant tonight.

@jjmah Love you, too., even though I am so easily replaced by @Simone_De_Beauvoir.

Sober, and feeling plenty of pain, but I’ll probably be high pretty soon
Maybe then I’ll do the video voice thing haha

@tinyfaery you’ll always be number one. I have a soft place in my heart for you.

Remember, I’m drunk.

Listening Lakme (opera), drinking Heineken and rubbing my girl’s back (whilst we are both on the floor) after a long day of sailing along Lake Huron.

I’m Michael_huntington and I approve this thread

Vunessuh and I went there when she came to visit.She got me hammered.XD
Did you check out the upstairs?he lived there,you know…

We never made it up the stairs. We were right in front of the bar, next to the jukebox. I was belting out “She’s So Cold” by the Stones and I kept touching my g/f’s face and getting my flip flop caught in the chair leg. ;-)

We didn’t buy “George” a shot of Whiskey.

I spent most of my day playing old school video games, and I beat Final Fight and 1941 Counterstrike. with unlimited continues anyways
Now then, it’s time to get drunk, and cuz of those damn games, I’m totally late. But yeah, fuck the pain, cheers.

@jjmah -XD We sat on the bar and took pictures with strangers.

I have a tootheache, liquor notwithstanding

I just started drinking, but this thread has given me a huge smile.

all my favorite fluther ladies are in the house! :D

Great party, folks! I’ve got a fair buzz on from Glenfiddich; J is assaulting the peach schnapps and has assaulted me with a feather pillow. We’ve got some cleaning to do tomorrow, goose down all over the place. A sante’ mes amies!

@stranger_in_a_strange_land Pillows! Oh man, you guys know how to live. :)

@Symbeline She didn’t wreck any good ones though. We’ll save those for you!! :^D

@tinyfaery :) – you’re totally her number one.

I’m still standing, but J is down for the count. That schnapps is sneaky.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land At least those poor pillows be gettin’ a break. Tuck her in good now. :D
If there’s any pillows left! :D

Plenty of pillows left. J is nested safely and beautifully in for her snooze. Keeps throwing off her blanket though. I just gave her a foot tickle that sent her into her pillow fortress. ;^)

Hf…pain it is so I will pick up where @jjmah left off to hopefully take the edge off my blown hamstring….ow…

It’s a Wednesday night, I’m not drunk, and I’m in pain. Unfortunately, only one of those things is under my control right now, so time for a drink!

@lonelydragon I’ll share one with you. Dull the pain. ((hugs)).

Whiskey is my friend.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land Thank you. I needed that.

It is now the following Friday night, my husband is once again out at a gig… but this time, I have Bailey’s! And coffee. Now I just need to put the bairn to bed and get brewing.