Is there anyone here on Fluther who thinks they would qualify to be on this online dating site? (Link below).

It was the restriction against using too much bright blue eye shadow that did me in. My favorite eye shadow is called ‘electric blue’.

“Lowered Expectations” (wasn’t that a skit on SNL or Mad t.v.?)

So, if I’m really that gorgeous, why do I need online dating? Seems like I could crash an after-party for a designers new line and get tons of dates without doing anything.

Also, what the hell is “oversized essential anatomy”?

What the hell? No red hair and freckles? I have both and I was smokin’ back in the day. ;)

@augustlan I bet you still are, baby ;P

@papayalily Rather than smokin’, I think I’m more like a pile of ash these days. :p

Fuck it, all of us jellies are good looking. Let’s just create our own dating site.

@augustlan Well, at least your wit won’t quit.

The outdated fashions one would probably get me. I just don’t care about fashion like that. The freckles would probably get me too. Oh well. Good think I already met my match.

already taken @privatefacilities

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities You know, we probably already have just as many successful matches (as a percentage of membership) as a lot of dating sites out there!

In CST time, you are just under the wire for the funniest question of the day. Thanks!
And no, neither my SO or I would qualify for this site…thank goodness.

Yes. Sorry.

@Pied_Pfeffer I am a very good looking guy and I do not believe I would qualify to be on this site.

@Jabe73 Quit wearing the blue eye shadow, and you’ll be a shoo-in!

<—Look at the mug. Of course I would! :/

Webbed fingers or toes. What? I’m totally not going to make that site. Quack Quack! ;)

@augustlan Don’t worry there are many guys (including myself) that find redheaded girls with freckles very attractive.

I’d give my perfect left nut for a night with Auggie. Just saying.

<< Blushing.

@Jabe73 And gals.

@zen_ Is something wrong with your right nut that makes it less than perfect?

HA! Not even close, if I were single this site would be my worst nightmare. Talk about a complex. Yikes.

WTF qualifies pubic hair as “weird?”

@TheOnlyNeffie These days, just the fact that you have any at all!

I have seen plenty of people who don’t fit these criteria and are still ugly. What a stupid site.

@augustlan good call. lol.

@augustlan It’s true, especially with the invention of the Brozillian.

@papayalily I can date on that site. It’s an expression.

@zen_ I’m sure you can, you seem like a perfectly stunning hunk of man. I’m just curious as to what your left nut has over your right nut. Doesn’t your right nut develop some sort of complex from that kind of talk?

It’s an expression – but thanks. I’m a hunk of something alright.

@zen_ Well, then I know some people who’ve been saying it wrong.

Look at the face on this avatar, it is perfect, no doubts about qualifying for this little bitch!