Ewoks, munchkins or oompah loompahs, who's winning that "ti-ny-tanic" duel?

Your mama..

Oompa loompas, no contest, They survived against all those viscious creatures for all that time until they came to the factory. They can handle any situation that comes up. My money is on the little guys that dance and sing.

Ewoks, surely! They’re so covered in fur, you couldn’t ever get through to anything that would hurt them!

I knew that I wouldn’t get lurve from ucme. He’s still mad about my banana hammock comment. ;-)

@harple Nah, i’m 47% certain that the ickle orange fellas would drop kick those furry buggers out of the arena ;¬}

@ucme 47% huh?... that’s not completely convinced then?... :¬p

Ewoks. They are the most “animal-like” species on the list. I’m sure PETA would get on the case of both Munchkins and Oompah Loompahs were they to provoke an attack.

@jjmah Moi, mad at you? Never…....but if it’s lurve ya after then….... One way traffic as usual, tsk tsk!

@harple Well it’s not an exact science we’re talking about here now is it :¬D

@ucme aw shucks, and there was me taking it all seriously too…. ;¬o

Ewoks. They help defeat the Empire

@Hawkeye Ah yes, but as stated, no weapons or tools of any kind are allowed in this particular melee. Puttng them at a distinct disadvantage from the get go.

Ewoks have more combat experience. I’m sure that includes hand to hand. If nets and traps are allowed, I think they have those. The Oompa Loompas and the Munchkins both have the creepy factor going on, but that probably wouldn’t phase the Ewoks; and the two groups would probably turn against each other for trying to sing over one another. Ewoks win.

The Ewoks took on Storm Troopers and beat them.
The Munchkins couldn’t muster up the nerve to take on one witch, and the Oompa Loompahs are still subserviant to the Candy-man.
Yip-cha!

You forgot to include the Nelwyns from Willow… they can kick some ass too!

@WillWorkForChocolate and smurfs… gummi bears..kiebler elves

@WillWorkForChocolate @talljasperman I forgot no one. The Holy trinity of midget mayhem was carefully worked out based on my own personal tastes. What you think I just make this shit up as I go along? What an outrageous suggestion ;¬}

LOL.

@ucme at least you didn’t put this Question in General

@talljasperman You know what? For a moment there, I thought I kinda might.

@ucme Silly Rabbit…

@filmfann Tricks are for kids ;¬}