If you were in a band, and you had to name it. What would you name your band?

Stealing Clyde

Fingering Me

I’ll regret this in the morning. lol

^name of first song

Plasmodesmata.

I am a science nerd.

All Cats Are Gray

Fry daddy
Ahhh! I am not good with coming up with names . See sad.

I’m one of those people who thinks up band names daily even though they can only pick their way through a couple of songs on guitar. I can’t even use “I’m gonna use it in Rock Band/Guitar Hero!” as an excuse

At the moment, my band would be called “M’apprivoiser”.

@jonsblond That reminds me of a Demetri Martin joke: “It’s weird the way ‘finger puppet’ sounds okay as a noun…”

The Beatles. Oh wait, that’s been taken.

Rufus.

My usual answer is ambient yeast, but I just had a flash to call it “ambient Yeats” instead.

I like the name “St. Vincent and the Grenadines”. It’s actually the name of a country, or as some people say, the only country named after a band. :P

Urmomlol after fluther.

Stereopticon

I was in liquid mind
and the waterhill
and red river george
and freedom

Royal,or infinite.

green tea

I was once in this band called The Angry Beavers and we did a few Bikini Kill covers. I was also in bands called The Spit Ends and Feral Fever. If I was in a band now, I would call it….
Rocket Kat
(I’m a Bassist mainly)

The Black Holes
The Gravitons
Nuclear Waste
The Dismals
Lost in Space
Clouseau
Outrageous Fortune
Tuscaloosa Nannies
Spinach
Bleeding Hartz
On the Make
Benign Tumors
Sound Barrier

bLeEdin aWfUl I have no musical aptitude whatsoever, wish I did but I don’t.

@Austinlad I like Spinach & The Dismals
@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities What about The Plastids?

Gristle
Pure Ecstasy
Living in Fear
The Upset Tummies
Reach
Sanctimonious

Okay fair play, let’s assume i’ve got the skills. I truly kick musical ass. Mary Hinge & the Busted Clippers. Yeah, that’s the name i’d choose :¬}

@Austinlad I must say you have a talent.

Thanks, @frenchfry. I’ve been naming stuff my entire advertising career. I love doing it.

How about Last in Line?

Loch Ness Mobsters
Chafing Chaps
Doomed to Success
Bridge
The Struts
Righteous Indignation
The Flamekeepers
Loose Change
The Black Keys
The Young Geezers
The Queue
Cold Seat
Livid Clowns
Ratz
I’d better stop now… I could do this all day. ;-)

@Austinlad Good choice, but The Black Keys is already taken.

MotherBoy…
Amirite @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities?

Okay, @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities. I’m flexible. Make it Black Knees.

Ric Flair’s Mullet
Livid Clowns. Baha.

@SundayKittens No, no, no. MotherBoy is no good. How about Hey, Brother!
Inside jokes are fun.

@Austinlad Deal.

PERFECTTTTTTTT.

The Rugburners….that is the name of our little basement band that is made up of my oldest on bass, youngest on drums and me of course on guitar. We rock!

I’ve been in two bands:

The Predecessors

and

Award for Science Fiction

Award for Science Fiction is my current project that I’m trying to revive.

It would be a one man ambient black/doom metal band called “The Hazy and Awesome Funky-Ass Dreams of Yowlayn Fxasdja”. All the songs would be about Seinfeld episodes and references. The “Man eating hamburger in Jerry’s dreams (Third from Uranus’s bombastic tits)” EP will be out in 2062.

The Terminators
Shy Vixen
Butter and the Sweet Yams
Tuchas (a Jewish group)
Scenic Drive
The OMGs
Tumbling Pebbles
Sweet Tooth
Cavity Searchers
Luddite
The Crankers
Castrati

I friggin’ love this question.

Certified Lunatics
Goober
Glad Hand
Sarah and the Mama Bears
Hard Eight
Acne
BP and the Gushers
Spilt Milk

@Austinlad, BP and the Gushers made me snort a little bit.

Excellent, @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard. Thanks.

@Austinlad Wow, Im impressed.

Thanks, @Mom2BDec2010. It’s fun.

The flying horses

Tempura
Temporal
Corporal Punishment
Major and the Disappointments
Fluffer
The Attitudes
Peach Fuzz
Ambience
Social Unrest
Skeptical Ministers
Rain Dance
Macho Geldings
Tidewater
Homage
Liquidity
The Barmaids
Tenacious
Wanderlust
Wailing Gnomes
The Buffet
Fatboy Stew
Pudgy Skeletons
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