What is your favorite movie quote?
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August 25th, 2010
I like ‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat’ from Jaws& ‘Funny! Funny how? How am I Funny’ from Goodfellers. I have many others. So, what is yours
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“Frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn”.
Clark Gable…....Gone With The Wind.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
-Ash, from Army of Darkness
“PC load letter? What the f*ck does that mean?!”
An oldie but goody queston on Fluther. One of my favorites—I have MANY—is from “Casablanca.”
Rick: I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: What waters? We’re in a desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
I also love Woody Allen’s quote from “Manhattan.”
Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I’ve never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
Self improvement is masturbation.
Fight Club.
“In the world I see – you’re stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway.”
Derek Zoolander: “What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?”
Mugatu: “Derek, this is just a small…”
Derek Zoolander: “I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least… three times bigger than this!”
Fuck you, that’s my name!!
Glengary Genn Ross.
Shakespeare in Love:
Hugh Fennyman: So, what do we do?
Philip Henslowe: Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well.
Hugh Fennyman: How?
Philip Henslowe: I don’t know. It’s a mystery.
“Sedagive?!” – Young Frankenstein.
It never fails to make me laugh.
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Lurve for Ash!
“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he’s got, and all he’s ever going to have”. Clint Eastwood in “Unforgiven”.
“I have been, and always shall be, your friend.” Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
“I’ll have what she’s having” Lady in the diner, When Harry Met Sally.
@muppetish
“Can you gimme a hand with these bags?”
“Sure! You take the blonde, and I’ll take the one in the turban!!”
“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”
Do you have any last requests?
Yeah. I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in yer hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face because I’m one horny motherfucker!
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” – Bluto to Flounder, Animal House
“KHAAAAAANNN!!!” – Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
Today’s quote is brought to you by inner rage and Bette Davis
;)
“Jetzt hörts aber auf! Bis einer weint!”
It is obvious which movie that is from.
NO HANGING WIRES!!!!!
Futurama
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca (1942)
From My Fair Lady:
(Higgins): : The question is not whether I’ve treated you rudely but whether you’ve ever heard me treat anyone else better. ;)
Buckaroo Banzai
“No matter where you go, there you are”
“It must be some kind of….Hot tub time machine!”
Hot Tub Time Machine
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRVm_TAE24A Just about every line uttered does it for me. Too cool for school. Sorry it’s a bit long but pure class all the way through. Particularly the lines quoted from Ezekiel towards the end of the clip.
Hey would you just watch the hair? You know, I work on my hair a long time… and he hits it. He hits my hair.
“What we’ve got here is—a failure to communicate.” Cool Hand Luke
See I don’t think that I need to sit with you fuckin dildos anymore.
Never, never interrupt me, okay? Not if there’s a fire. Not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later, there’s a stench coming from there that can only be a decaying human body. And you have to hold a HANKY to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you’re gonna faint. Don’t. Come. Knocking. Or, if it’s election night… and you’re excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has just been elected the first queer president of the United States… and he’s going to have YOU down to Camp David. And you want someone to share the moment with. Even then. Don’t knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do ya get me, sweetheart?
”It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also, he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?”
“Was I bored? No, I wasn’t fuckin’ bored. I’m never bored. That’s the trouble with everybody – you’re all so bored. You’ve had nature explained to you and you’re bored with it, you’ve had the living body explained to you and you’re bored with it, you’ve had the universe explained to you and you’re bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn’t matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it’s new as long as it’s new as long as it flashes and fuckin’ bleeps in forty fuckin’ different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I’m not fuckin’ bored.”
“Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.”
“Hello Gorgeous!” Barbra Streisand in Funny Girl
“We’ll always have Paris…”
“Here’s looking at you, kid” – Casablanca
“Yeah, fuck you too!”
-Mcready to the final boss from The Thing
(This was from just two weeks ago. So not sure if this thread will thus get modded.)
– “Why are there people like Frank?”
– “These go to 11.”
– ”What kind of dining set defines me as a person?”
– “If I’d been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None.” – Gilda
– ”Like they said, he had an impressive career. Maybe too impressive… I mean perfect. He was being groomed for one of the top slots of the corporation. General, Chief of Staff, anything…” … “He could have gone for General, but he went for himself instead.”
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.”
-Taxi Driver
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
@boots Pulp Fiction!!! I just watched that again last night.
“If only your feet were as fast as your mouth” Balto 1, and
“The people in this world, go about demanding to be killed, they quarrel in gambling games, and jump out of their cars in a rage, wandering through the world shouting ‘kill me’ and there’s always somebody ready to oblige them” The Godfather
That whole scene in Halloween IV when Sam meets the ’‘guardian angel’’.
I won’t recap the whole thing, but the conclusion is…
You can’t kill damnation, mister! It don’t die like a normal man! Have a drink? ’‘passes scotch bottle’’
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. I bet you can guess what movie.
@MacBean I bet it was Funshine Bear who said it! (Haven’t laughed this hard all day. Thanks for that.)
Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, I speak the most Italian, so I’ll be your escort. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he’ll be your Italian cameraman. Omar speaks third most, so he’ll be Donny’s assistant.
Pfc. Omar Ulmer: I don’t speak Italian.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Just keep your fuckin’ mouth shut. In fact, why don’t you start practicing, right now!
“Where are the white women at?”
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”—The Dude in The Big Lebowski.
I quote this way too often. I kinda want(ed) Donny to be my best friend.
SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION.
I really tried to let this one go, but I guess I’m just incapable of letting a movie quote thread continue without any mention of Sparkle Motion.
“How much did they pay you to spy on us?”
”$2.15!”
These movie quote questions always get me.
@MacBean “No duh” is a product of fear!
And because no movie quote thread can get away without a proper Clue quote:
“They all did it. But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did. In the hall. With the revolver. Okay, Chief, take ‘em away. I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife.”
I want my two dollars!!!!
“I’m kind of psychic…I have a fifth sense! It’s like I have ESPN or something…my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
@ amazing me. I seemly love that movie
What’s Up Tiger Lilly, Blazing Saddles, & Donny Darko. You’re getting me all riled up.
“Pale Nimbus…”
“This is what my people died for.” (“So that happened”)
“Get three coffins ready.”
“He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!”
Flames. On the siiiiides of my face…
I asked you if we could start rehearsals next week and you said yes.
Well, we can.
Then let me SEE it where IS it?
points to head Here. It’s all up here in my noodle. The rest is just scribbling. Scribbling and bibbling, bibbling and scribbling…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ohhhh this was a bad thread for me to see… I could keep it going all by my lonesome
He’s gone! The evil is gone from here!!
“Kookookachoo got screwed”.
Mommy Dearest : Joan Crawford: Don’t f#ck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.
“There is no Dana, only Zoul”
“Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”
-Ghostbusters
@GeorgeGee
Oh my gosh, we could go on forever with Ghostbusters. “Are you the key master?”
“I’m being marked down?!” Bette Midler.
Donnie: “Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?”
Frank: “Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”
@ZEPHYRA Ruthless People?
And as for Ghostbusters…
“Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”
“Dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!”
“This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!”
And, of course, my favorite… “But if I’m right, and we can stop this thing… Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.”
You’ll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You’ll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you’ll have no identifying marks of any kind. You’ll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You’re a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don’t exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We’re “them.” We’re “they.” We are the Men in Black.
Nice one @GeorgeGee… here’s another:
After Edgar checks out loud crashing noise outside and comes back a sugar-eating alien…
Beatrice: “Edgar, what on earth was that?”
Edgar: “Sugar.”
Beatrice: “I’ve never seen sugar do that.”
Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
“Get in loser, we’re going shooping.”
“My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son!”—Kurt’s Father in Heathers.
Ahhhh Heathers.
“B.Q. or plain?”
“Jealous much?”
“How Very!”
“Heather – why are you pulling my dick?”
“What’s your damage Heather?”
The Joker: “How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.”
[Thug walks over to The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker: “Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone.”
Dear Lord, thank you for these gifts that we are about to receive… and, yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I shall fear.. no hunger. We want you to.. give us this day our daily bread… and to the republic for which it stands.. and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us… ready to eat! Amen.
@poofandmook Oh… damn, I can’t remember what that one is from.
I was going to say “Ricky Bobby”, but that was the one that started “Oh, dear little baby Jesus…”
@Seek_Kolinahr: Think much older movie… in the 90s I believe. It has a sequel.
Older.. much older. Think… Kathy Najimi.
@GeorgeGee DeNiro improvised that quote after seeing Springsteen saying it to a crowd at a concert. The crowd were shouting out ‘BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE” to which he replied ‘You talkin’ to me’
LOL Sister Act.
Deloris is nominated to say the blessing before dinner to commemorate her first night at St. Catherine’s convent :)
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
Talladega Nights
:D
(Stage manager as he pushes a very HOT 20-something Lucille Ball from the wings onto a vaudeville stage)
“Give it all you got baby.” (her reply) “They couldn’t take it.”
”That’s how little girls get themselves kissed.” (hint: John Wayne)
“I’m not looking for a wife. No. Some men just don’t pull well in double harness.”
He left me his c-c-c… He left me his c-c-c… Oh, he fucking gave me this. Fuck! Ass!
@poofandmook “I’ll get my stupid rope. I’ll get it. This is a rope right here.” ♥
@MacBean: Don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen! :)
Sunset Boulevard
Joe: “Your Norma Desmond the actress. You used to be real big.”
Norma: “Big! I’m still big, it’s the pictures that got small!”
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner” from Dirty Dancing~
He’s cookin’ our garbage!!
I will eat my shoe if anyone guesses the garbage quote lol
Uncle Buck. Would you like ketchup with that?
(^ yeah…very first hit on Google…)
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“God I admire you.”
Put that coffee down!! Coffee’s for closers only.
Do you think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Mitch and Murray. And I’m here on a mission of mercy.
“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”! :-/
@GeorgeGee: LOL damn. That was great though. A LOT of people miss that!
you googled it? Bastards. That’s cheating lol
“You just made the list, buddy”
“Do you understand. The words. That are coming out of my mouth?!”
on that note, @erichw1504.. “I’m Michael Jackson, you Toto!!”
“Hey Wang! What’s with the pictures? It’s a parking lot, come on, will ya?”
Peter: “What would you do if you had a million dollars?”
Lawrence: “I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”
“Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.”
There WAS nothing wrong with that name. Until that no talent assclown started winning Grammys.
“Lunchtime poll!”
“The thing is Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy – it’s that I just don’t care.”
PUT IT IN THE BASKET, CHIEF!!
“Now it places the lotion in the basket.”
OOH! These are as hot as a stiff cock!
“Mine’s bigger.” “Fooood fight”
“My momma always said, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.’”
“Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.”
And BP-oil soaked shrimp.
I love this thread. SO. MUCH.
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??”
”..er..NO!”
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“I feel lonely man. I feel loneliest in a crowded room.”
“If you can’t handle a horse without spurs, you have no business riding.”
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
…“Easy – you just don’t lead’em so much!!”
God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see. Same film :-/
“We have a new directive on this. In the future in place of ‘search and destroy’, substitute the phrase ‘sweep and clear.’”
My favorite part of FMJ is the absolute intensity and reality of Hartman hitting Pyle upside the head…
“But do you expect me to believe….” – whack – “Pickup your fucking cover.”
Hartman’s not acting. He completely transcends acting. It’s not a documentary. The first half of that movie is like the creation of a new genera.
It was filmed entirely in the UK by the way, except for some archive footage. Very few Americans realize that.
“Hit it sweetheart.”
I love this film….. ;-)
Stanley Kubrick is a hero of mine…..
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? -Heathers
“The horror… the horror…”
“Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don’t forget to breathe. Very important.”
Suzanne Somers, this is my bad side!
There’s another quote I really love, but it has a tonnage of naughty words.
”What ever happened to that pretty girlfriend of yours?”
”She asked the wrong question… ‘What are you thinking.’”
I totally love how pretty much everyone isn’t telling us what movie their quote is from. Some are obvious, but the others? It makes the thread even funnier, don’t ya think?
I also think it’s interesting how no one has done a Monty Python or Star Wars quote at all.
on request:
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
From Superman, the movie, when Lois falls off the roof of the Daily Planet -
Don’t worry Miss Lane I’ve got you
You’ve got me? Who’s got you?
TROLL. IN THE DUNGEON. ...Thought you ought to know.
A very useful movie quote on internet forums/message boards/&c.!
Stupid… worthless.. no good goddamn freeloading son of a bitch.. retarded bigmouth knowitall asshole jerk..
You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful
SHUT UP BITCH! GO FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
Wendy, I aint gonna hurt ya! I’m just gonna bash your brains right the fuck in!! :-/
@ipso Either is totally fine. I guess I was refering to the first option you gave when I thought of it. :)
@poofandmook What are you talking about? :)
“Yeah, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.”
This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.
@poofandmook XD Never mind! I googled it. I’ve never seen The Breakfast Club, so it was a bit of a nice surprise. Thanks for the laugh.
@MacBean I haven’t seen Clerks in forever!
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.”
“There’s a sale at Penney’s!”
“Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader’s mule, the radio is gone and we’re leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we’d need sleigh bells on this thing… but we got one little budge on those Roosskies. At this height why thy might harpoon us but they dang sure ain’t gonna spot us on no radar screen!”
This
[Q: So is this Fluther thread life imitating art, or art imitating life?]
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“If you keep thinking there is a solution, you will die hear. There are no answers; only choices.” Solaris (2002)
@ipso You’re such a cute little goober!
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch.
Guns or knives?
Neither?
Pick!
I don’t want to shoot with you, Harvey.
[low voice, to Sundance] Listen, I don’t mean to be a sore loser, but when it’s done, if I’m dead, kill him.
Love to.
No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out.
Rules? In a knife fight? No rules!
Pulp Fiction
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
“That’s more than a dress. That’s an Audrey Hepburn movie.”
Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.
“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Do you fancy my sandwiches?
I don’t eat fish.
Why not?
Fish piss in the sea.
So do children.
Don’t eat children either.
2 of the ones I said already were repeated. Do I win a prize?
“We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”
‘You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?’
“I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Plastics!”
@ipso Just watched that movie
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: You don’t need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don’t need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along… move along.
One plus two plus two plus one.
Cher: Lucy [the maid], the fire department called again. They said we need to clear out that bush. You said you’d get Jose to do it.
Lucy: He your gardener, I don’t know why you no tell him.
Cher: Lucy, you know I don’t speak Mexican.
Lucy: I NOT A MEXICAN. [storms off]
Cher: Great, what was that all about?
Josh: Lucy’s from El Salvador.
Cher: So?
Josh: So, it’s an entirely different country.
Cher: What does that matter?
Josh: You get mad if anyone thinks you live below Sunset…
Shooter McGavin: You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: ...No!
All these moments lost..
like tears..
in rain…....
My mind is going
I can… feel…....it.
no.. wire… hangers… EVER!!
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. :-/
Come on in, you fuckers. Come on in. Ol’ Painless is waitin’. :-/
“Hey! I tell you what I’m gonna give you, Snakes. I’m gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!”
[machine gun fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
“Keep the change, you filthy animal! ”
“The machinist, the one they called Chef, was from New Orleans. He was wrapped too tight for Vietnam; probably wrapped too tight for New Orleans. Lance, on the forward .50s, was a famous surfer from the beaches south of LA. One look at him and you wouldn’t believe he’d ever fired a weapon in his life. Clean – Mr. Clean – was from some South Bronx shithole, and the light and space of Vietnam really put the zap on him. Then there was Phillips – the Chief. It might have been my mission, but it sure as shit was the Chief’s boat.”
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Trivia – what was the inspiration to nickname the Laurence Fishburne character Tyrone Miller Mr. Clean?
I’ll eat my shoe is someone can answer that correctly. (Disclaimer: People who work in the industry are excluded.)
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Trivia #2 – (without looking it up) what director ate his shoe?
Waffle’s just pancakes with little squares on ‘em!
French toast for breakfast.
Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party time! Excellent!
On @GeorgeGee‘s cue…
Who’s playing tonight?
Crucial Taunt, and the Shitty Beatles.
The Shitty Beatles, are they any good?
They SUCK.
So it’s not just a clever name.
Response moderated (Spam)
President eh?
“Don’t worry scro. There are plenty of tards out there living really kick-ass lives.”
”‘Why come you don’t have a tattoo?” .
“It’s got electrolytes.” . (hand gesture is also required)
“Welcome to Costco. I love you.” .
Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well… I attended Julliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?
“They’re heeeere!”
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“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”
“Let’s Do The Time Warp Ag-a-a-a-a-ain!”
“GREAT SCOTT!”
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man – promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it’s going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That’s all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels.
“But your majesty, you cannot die an old maid.”
“I have no intention to chancellor. I shall die a bachelor!”
(One of the most iconic, and best delivered lines in history. I think she qualifies as a supermodel, and I also love her gait.)
“The night is a very dark time for me.”
“It’s dark for everyone moron!”
“Not for Alaskans or dudes with night-vision goggles.”
I’ve had this quote stuck in my head for about two days. There ya go.
GET YOUR STINKIN’ PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMNNED DIRTY APE!!!!
English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT??
So relevant today.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you’ll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
…and if it weren’‘t for the olives in your martinis you’d starve.
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