What's the funniest example you've seen where someone was drunk?

My friend being wheelbarrrowed from the back garden to the front. Then another desperatly trying to hold on to the floor to stop her self falling off!! I wish mobile were around then I’d have made a fortune on you tube!

When Zen comes on the Fluther!

My MIL at every holiday function is worth video taping but getting stupid drunk to me is really not funny at all but I have to say David Hasselhoff eating his cheeseburger happy meal off the floor is pretty entertaining.

I must say I was waiting in the car to go home while my ex went in to get some alcohol. I watch a drunk full blast on a bike.{{{{{ BOOM}}}}} right in to the back of a car. I didn’t know whether to laugh or sit there with my mouth open. He just got up all wobbly looked around and peddled away like nothing happened.

Never. I don’t like to see people drunk.

A long time ago, on our way home from the town, we were all drunk, missed the last taxi etc……we were walking down a large hill with gardens either side & large hedges… my mate thought it would be a good Idea to do some hedge jumping, so off he went, the first few were hilarious as he bounced back into the road…however the last one he jumped on, he simply disappeared…… we were on a railway embankment & he had fallen about twenty feet on the railway verge below.. I can still see the look on his face to this day Lol…as he disappeared from sight….. :-/

We had some fun GWI (Gardening While Intoxicated) a few weeks ago. Water hose fight, vegetable hurling and orgy.

Myself

fwiw, I wasn’t the one that put my hand down my pants. Somebody else took the liberty of doing that for me.

Personally – I think your guy is on mind altering drugs. He seems a bit extra.

I saw a video a while back. I thought he would be hard to find, but sure enough he was a “suggested” video to yours.

This guy is my man.

The video with that drunk guy trying to go up a hill here recently got many views…

His mama must be so proud…

I’m at a restaurant with about 5 or 6 friends. We’re on an upstairs, outside balcony—we order our drinks and at this point we’re all just talking. Suddenly, a woman approaches one of my friends from behind, looking like she’s trying to give him a hug or whisper something in his ear. She then reaches out across our table, knocking all of our drinks all over the place. She then proceeds to other tables attempting the same maneuver… then tries to walk herself down the stairs. Ends up tumbling down the stairs and leaving the restaurant in an ambulance.

Last week, me and a large group of friends were going out to a club in the city. We’re drinking quite a bit before the club. We take a trolley into the city. We get to the club, I go inside, soon after I realize our large group was reduced to just a few of us. Turns out half of them didn’t make it past the bouncers… and were left outside (one of them doesn’t remember not being able to get inside).

Washington Post article… the title of the article was “Best Comeback Line Ever.”

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dracula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. “You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn’t,” he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it and proceeded to satisfy his alleged “need.”

“I guess I was just really into it, you know?” he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

“It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,” said officer Taylor.

“I walked up to (Lawrence) and he’s…just working away at this pumpkin.”

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

“I just went up and said, ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?’

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there and then looked me straight in the face and said:

“A pumpkin? Damn…is it midnight already?”

One of my husband’s workmates, who had never been to a heavy metal show, nevertheless decided to come along to one of his gigs at a local club.

The show happened to also be a birthday party for one of the band members’ wives.

He had imbibed most of a 12 pack before even showing up, had a few more beers at the bar, and I’m pretty sure was into his third Jagerbomb by the time cake was passed around.

Bill sticks the cake in his mouth, and bites off a huge piece of napkin along with it. He chokes on the napkin, coughs, and nearly goes arse-up. He settles down, finishes his drink, then passes out, faceplanting into the mosh pit, sound asleep.

Damn funniest thing I’ve ever seen at a show. ^_^

One time my brothers friend came over and he had never gotten drunk before. Well, after a few drinks. He threw up and caught it in his hands and laughed and asked “What do I do with it?” then he busted into tears.

Last year I went on a weekend beach trip with a few friends, and we were drunk pretty much the whole weekend. We bought some awesome ribeye steaks, a portable grill, and some match-lite charcoal. But we were drunk, so we decided just to grill it on the hotel balcony instead of finding a park. Match-lite charcoal already has lighter fluid in it, so when we lit it up the flames were HUGE!

There was another hotel across the way and a couple families were pointing at us. At this point I tried to stand in front of the flames and hide it from view with my body. A hotel staff member was walking through the parking lot with a bag on his shoulder; he said, “I’m coming up there! We thought he was joking, and at any rate there was nothing we could do about the flames. Two seconds later he was in the hotel room and then dumped a whole bunch of sand all over the grill and the steaks. He was cool about it- he apologized and said he had to enforce fire codes.

Later that night we went to the bar and my friend P looked out into the sunset and said some deep and wistful things about Life and Everything. We stopped to get a watermelon and a bottle of vodka on the way home. We saw sand guy in the lobby and he commiserated with us about the steaks because he hated to see a good ribeye go to waste. I said that it was fine because we were going to build a vodka watermelon bomb. He said, “Yeahhhh! All right!”

We went upstairs and cut a hole in the watermelon and upended the fifth of vodka into the hole. A little later we cut open the watermelon and it wasn’t awesome. Imagine trying to drink some cheap-ass vodka (I think it was smirnoff) but instead of mixing it or taking it as a shot, you have to chew on it. My friend P had made a stack of empty beer cans earlier; my other friend G for some reason got angry and used the watermelon as a bowling ball to knock them over. The watermelon fell apart and seeds went everywhere. P and I dove for the pieces and ate them, like, “It’s OK! Three second rule!”

Later that night, G needed some alone time and wandered off down the beach. At about 5am, there was a knock on our door. A police officer came in and said sarcastically, “Is G here? He left his ID on the beach with his empty vodka bottle.” P and G were spooning on the other bed- very manly. Then the officer took a good look around the hotel room. He said, “Jesus Christ! Mother of God! I’ve never seen such atrocities!” and stormed out.

I was pretty groggy because it was 5am, so I just pretended to be asleep the whole time.

@Seek_Kolinahr

Love those types of gig! :-)