I’m not married, but I have an ahem interesting relationship with my boyfriend’s mother.
A few odd things about my boyfriend’s mother:
-I have been dating her son for almost two years and not once has she introduced herself to me. When we first met, I put my hand out and said, “Hello, I’m KatawaGrey. It’s nice to meet you.” She took my hand and said, “It’s nice to meet you too,” and smiled. I stood there for a few moments with a big stupid smile on my face waiting for her to say, “Please call me Mrs. So-and-so.” Nope. I would also like to point out that she had no idea I had slept in her house that night and that I had no idea that I was forbidden from doing so. Oh, and it is entirely possible that the first time she saw me, I was naked. Not a very good start to our relationship.
-At her son’s 23rd birthday dinner, she found out that I was at the time 19. This was the second time I had ever seen her. She waited until I went to the bathroom and then ripped into him for dating someone so young, in front of the rest of the family. She still had not introduced herself.
-The last time I saw her, the boy and I went into the house which we thought was empty. We were inside for probably 20 minutes. Then our friend came to pick us up and as we were pulling away, she came running out of the house and knocked on my window and proceeded to have a full conversation about having me come over for dinner at some point. That was about three weeks ago. I still don’t know what to call her.
I get along quite well with my bf’s stepfather though he and his mother have a tendency to leave us alone together when I am over for dinner. When this happens, we’re never sure what to talk about. I like him though, mostly because when I first met him at the aforementioned birthday dinner he ordered a plate of muscles and as he was eating them, declared that they were an aphrodisiac and then kept eating while I stifled riotous laughter.
My bf’s biological father hasn’t been in the picture for many years and we’re all very glad of that.
If my boyfriend and I ever become a permanent part of each other’s lives, I imagine the time spent with our families will be ahem interesting.