I like my women like I like my ____?

I like my women like I like my dog, always loving, and barks at me only because he enjoys my company and accepts me for me.

I like my women like I like my time-space continuum: curvy and complicated.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir NICE! Me too.

I like my women like I like my coffee…. Ground up and in my freezer…

I like my women like I like my mole rats….

…naked.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Oh really…

@uberbatman Omfg did I ever laugh. XD

@Facade oh YES.

I like my women like I like my hummus. Thick and creamy.

@jjmah DIRTY.

It’s true!

I like my women like I like my violations for speeding in a construction zone: double fine. ;)

@jjmah The picture I’m getting of that sure is tasty ;)

I like my women like I like my liquor.

12 years old and mixed with coke.~

@boots lol..i’m going to hell.

- I like my women like I like my nachos – Mexican, hot and dripping with cheese.

- I like my women like I like my bed – big, firm and comfy.

- I like my women like I like my clothing – overpriced and tight.

- I like my women like I like my walls – white, dull and plain.

- I like my women like I like my socks – loose, smelly and sweaty.

- I like my women like I like my cars – fast and powerful… but still safe.

- I like my women like I like my m&m’s – chocolate and melts in your mouth (not in your hand).

I could go on all night, ha.

@Disc2021 Please do!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Pedophilia joke was inevitable.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir @chocolatechip I couldn’t help myself… It’s one that’s said every time I hear these jokes and no one else said it.

@papayalily K but if any of them suck it’s your fault =D

- I like my women like I like my video games – long and complicated but also lots of fun…

- I like my women like I like my football games – loud and annoying… but somehow still fun for everyone?

- I like my women like I like my cologne – strong and overpowering but also attractive.

- I like my women like I like my sushi – wet, tasty and oddly shaped.

That’s it for now…

@Disc2021 That last one had me snorting my muffin (blueberry, from Safeway, not pussy, from Venus).

I like my women like I like my filet mignon: Thick and juicy.

@boots Lmao!

Coffee: Strong, Black and sweet.

self… tall, smart and independent

@papayalily =D. I thought of those all on the fly.

I like my women like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs. :P

I like my women like I like my coffee: a little nutty, but goes down easy.

I like my women like I like my hairspray: strong, nice-smelling, and sets things hard.

I like my women like I like my math. Easy and at a high school level.

@judochop hahahahhahahahahha

I like my women like a wet swimsuit, that clings to my genitals.

I like my women like I like my quarterly financial reports: filled with positive surprises that send things up.

I like my women like I like my laminate flooring – fake and glossy.

I like my women like i like my pussycat – with claws, ignoring me, begging me, cuddly, lunatic.

Gambling. Affordable, entertaining, rewarding & occasionally hitting the jackpot…...whoo hoo!!!

“I like my women like I like my coffee: extra white and extra sweet”

I like my women like I like my store-brand imitation M&Ms—melt in my mouth and in my hands.

Oh my gods, this is so much more entertaining than the “I like my men like ____” thread. I lol4rl’d. A lot.

I like my women like I like my paper: able to take a few punches ~

Like pet cats, soft, cuddly and declawed.

I like my women like I like my scotch, 12 years old and mixed with coke.

Al Bundy/ I likes me women like I like most TV sets- with a mute button and an off-switch. /Al Bundy. :p

Yeah this is more funny than the thread for me, because the women just say sweet, loving things. Get those insults in, ladies.

@Seek_Kolinahr Yeah, the other one never got beyond the Lifetime Movie moments. Barf.

I like my women like I like my coffee: in a plastic cup.
I like my women like I like my coffee: with a spoon in them.
I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in bees!!!!

I like my women like I like my suits: Italian.

I like my women like I like my burger: rare and juicy.

I like my women Like I like my Coffee…. First thing in the morning! :-/

I like my women like I like my beard… On my chin! :-/

I like my women like I like my enemies: on their knees ~

I like my women like I like my bacon: crispy.

I like my women like I like my wolves- Beautiful and independent.
I like my women like I like my heart- Beating each beat and in your heart.
I like my women like I like my Amber- Priceless and one of a kind.

I like my women like I like my duvet, spread across my bed & slightly ruffled :-/

I like my women like I like my car, firing on all cylinders & not backfiring
when I push hard on the throttle :-/

I like my women like I like my battleships: Large, in charge, and able to hold a lot of seamen….

@Blackberry “I like my women like I like my battleships”

with 12-inch guns?

@chocolatechip No, no, no, that’s how I like my men.

I like my women like I like my guns: cold one second, burning hot the next.

I like my women like I like my guns….......they make me feel hard! ;¬}

I like my women like i like my of rhino nose manufactured guns….., horny.

@chocolatechip Ew, no, but with a strong frame :)

I like my women like I like my ketchup bottles: squeezable.

I like my women like I like to fix a squeaky floor board, well nailed :-/

@Scooby Testify!

I like my women like I like my things that don’t bite my penis off.

@papayalily

what you want photo’s ? :-/

@boots No. That was possibly the least creative. No points for you.

@Scooby Thanks but I’ve got my own. I have very particular demands when it comes to porn.

@papayalily

Ditto…..

I like my women like I like a nice fresh peach, firm & fruity with a little fuzz :-/

@papayalily didn’t get it.

Doesn’t anyone get dry hunor anymore?

@boots No, no one gets dry hunor. I am a fan of dry humor, however.

If it was supposed to be dry, you need to make it so that I can hear that in your writing.

I like my women like I like my beer, full-bodied.

/facepalm

@boots I got it, in fact, I actually laughed out loud when I read it. That GA was from me.

@Blackberry Thanks :)

I like my women like I like my venti chai lattes: steamin’ hot, tall, and spicy.

I like my women like I like my Cracker Jacks: sweet, slightly nutty, and with a toy surprise.

I like my women like I like my crucifixions: tied down and nailed hard.

@bob_ OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHSHHHIIITTTT!!! You win.

@Blackberry Thank you thank you, thank you very much.

I like my women like I like my legislation: dense and full of my pork.

@bob_ Oh, SNAP! (that’s what she said…)

I like my women like I like my math solutions: thorough and satisfying.