And...I like my men like I like my _______?

@AmWiser – nice…this brings balance to the force. :-)

And I’ll say I like my men like I like my coffee: fast and cheap.

Like my word puzzles…original, unpredictable and newly minted.

Boat captains…warm,romantic and considerate

@gailcalled-No…..more like this

WOOF!

^^ and able to navigate narrow channels with delicacy and care.

like I like my television shows – witty and intelligent. (They’re few and far between.)

I like my men as I like my knives, sharp, able to cut through bullshit and with angle to their blade. lol

Coffee.

Strong, full-bodied, just sweet enough, and able to keep me up all night.

Like i like my Pizza…..Hot and cheesy ;)

I like my men like I like my dog, in the backyard, grilling me a steak!

@Seek_Kolinahr

I almost incorporated the up all night element into my coffee comparison as well. ;-) kudos.

@Frenchfry

Your dog grills you STEAK!?! Where do I send mine to have him trained like that…

Right now, he’s all lazy and just uses the microwave.

@Frenchfry your dog grills steak? I want one of those. LOL!

Oh! Did that come out funny!? NO But he is the backyard, the dog I mean. I wish my husband was there grilling. I suck at this

Ya know I always hear women saying they want a man who can “keep them up all night” which I assume means they want a man who can have sex all night.

But every time I go for more than 40–45 minutes, they have long since finished and start to complain. Even if I don’t let them finish and tease them, they just start whining.

@tedd

You clearly misunderstood me. I play D&D. There’s plenty of time for sex after the raid.

I like my men like I like my chocolate: sweet and satisfying.

@Seek_Kolinahr hahahaha OF COURSE!!

lmao….glad i read this.

@BoBo1946 you’re welcome to answer too.

@AmWiser i like my girls….like a hot plate of Mexican spicy fries. With lots of ketchup.

@BoBo1946

You’re kinky…do you put down rubber sheets for the wild ketchup moments? lol

@Coloma lol…well, i never tell!

@BoBo1946
pshh…that’s a yes

I like my food, fantastic and comforting!

@iamthemob loll…got’cha!

Like a book: full of knowledge, solid, doesn’t mind opening up, always there for you, interesting but quiet.

I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

This could be offensive to some….but, FUNNY. only posted for laugh…no harm intended.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-iJUJeG7VM&feature=related

…like I like my puppies, naturally funny, playful and sweet.

I like my men like I like my flamenco music: enticing, passionate and throbbing.

I always say there is no man alive that can compete with the turbo jets in my spa, but, alas, they don’t speak philosophy very well. Aaah, the tradeoffs one must make. lol

throbbing….........yeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!

!!!!!!!!!!

I like my men like I like my takeout. Asian.

I’m sorry I had to XD At least it’s true!!!

I’ve always wanted to try asian, aside from the food.
Oooh, Jackie Chan…lol

I like my men like I like my crystals…....hard and pointy!!!!

@jazmina88

Both heads or just one? lololol

umm…hard and pointy…what does that mean @jazmina88 ?????????

I like my men like I like Robert Falcon Scott… frozen, long dead, and thousands of miles from my wife and daughters.

@jazmina88 wow. I wish I was that creative. Good one.

@GladysMensch

Hahahaha….and the WINNER is!

These days I pretty much prefer my men to be distant memories. lol

@BoBo1946 well….......there is nothing worse than a limp rock

lmao…....they advertise (Viagra, etc) to call a doctor if your rock stays that way for 4 hours or more…not me.

No viagra experiences for me, yet. lol

I’d just turn that thang into a clothes hanger after the first two hours.

Here..stand right here and put that thing to use line drying my delicates.

I’d bring him a sandwich while my things drip dried. haha

and couldnt he still take out the garbage too????

@ Coloma! Sounds like your doing BOB. hahaha Jk . Bring me a sandwich BOB that was a joke.

Thats what I was thinkin @Frenchfry….....where is Bob when we need him??

Oh Bob…..we have laundry to do…...

whip your rack out, dear and you get pastrami.

@Coloma maybe I should delete that! I was kidding. Flag away if needed.

No flaggin…...just a floggin…...

I’m lucky if I find a man with 1 good head, if I could find a double terminated man, watch out!!!

@Frenchfry

No offense, I have several BOB’s…sometimes they all go off at once and the walls hum! hahaha

True story…Once BOB got frisky all by himself, not sure what ‘turned him on’...but I came home and thought my house had an electrical short on the walls, almost called my neighbor over to check out the mysterious hum, then..I followed the sound into the dresser in my closet where BOB had burrowed down to the wood playing with himself. lololol

Wow..it’s a girl party without even having to go anywhere…I’ll make the Margaritas!

@Coloma I like mine in the rocks. lol OMG wow Can’t imagine. I dated a BOB and He came at just the thought of sex. LOL

yah yah yah and yah !!!! @jazmina88 go take a cold shower!

@Coloma I’ve always liked that Jackie Chan ;)

@BoBo1946 I’m sayin….I’ve had nice men with a nice head on their shoulders,,,,,and nice men with a nice head elsewhere…..but never 1 men with a nice head on both directions…..

i hate cold showers…bobo :(:(

I have a crush on a Bob. He’s a keyboard player who sings outta this world.
Would I win him over by makin him a sandwich??

I like my men funny like clowns, but not dressed like clowns. lol

@jazmina88

Musicians are trouble stick with clowns.

I like my men like I like my moments of relaxation; sitting down. ;o)

I like my men like I like my movies; independant, odd, intellegent, and funny.

@jazmina88 got’cha…..my feeling are hurt…BOB!!!!!.......oh my gosh…shot out of the saddle by BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@BoBo1946 want a sandwich?? :):)

or some breakfast???

@jazmina88 loll…oh yes…definitely! With plenty of ketchup!

@BoBo1946

There, there, try not to think about being outdone by that battery slinging BOB! lol

@Coloma lmao…..battery slinging Bob!!!!!

I like my men like my ale. Dark, rich, stout and with a bite. lol

Like I like my sausages. Big, fatty and tasty.