Useless, ridiculous or wasted slogans - got one in mind?

I was thinking of the latter when I saw a (European) ad for the German company Volkswagon: Forever.

Is that really the first time the word/term forever is being used commercially? It’s about fucking time, brainiacs: I can think of a million products which would love to give you the feeling they were everlasting, not?!

Can you think of great slogans (Just do it!) or stupid slogans, but especially, fresh new ideas for slogans that would make a creative’s tongue slobber. Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me fluther – the site has a time-stamp – you wrote it here first. ’-)