If there was a movie about your life what would the title be?

mr magorium’s wonder emporium

What Kind of Fool Am I?

Unfinished Business!!

The treason of flies

He’s still alive?
and the sequel
He’s still alive? 2
and the sequel
He’s still alive? 3
and the sequel
He’s still alive 4
and the sequel
He’s still alive? 5

The Dipshit.

The penny dropped! :-/

Either The Lion in Winter or Alien

Uniquely Me, Not You

The Alchemy Man.

(Alchemy is the process by which a substance is transformed from one state to the other, such as lead to gold. It seems apt, in my circumstances).

Less is More

Bitchen Deluxe! (A personalized remake of Rancho Deluxe)
Hostage of Peace (A personalized remake of Spy Game)
He Mattered, Dreadnought (A personalized remake of The Big Lebowski, but who speaks mostly in movie-speak – and rides mountain and road bikes and motorcycles obsessively – and watches movies instead of bowls. “He Mattered” is a Conan The Barbarian reference.)
Limerick (A personalized remake of As Good As It Gets)
Forever Yours (The Notebook, shot for shot, with a few key alterations)

Not green-lighted
The Passion of Thrice (A very personalized remake of Office Space – where I’m the boss.)

“The Unbearable Lightness of Not Being”.

FAIL: first of his generation to do worse than the previous generation.

The Roads Taken

At least half a dozen times over the decades I was faced with a choice that could have gone either way. Each time, the arc of my life would have been drastically different had I picked the other road.
It is a bit like The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost. Excerpt:
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”

Since we’re both about the same age, Pierce Brosnan can play me. I wouldn’t object.