Have you ever practiced kissing on a pillow? Did it help?

I did.. I’ll admit. I have a good imagination. That is when I never kissed a boy before. Now I am a expert.

haha, I just KNEW you’d say that!

@bippee I even practiced on a apple.hahaha . You should try that. I am not going to tell you about the carrot.

@Frenchfry Uh, oh. You opened the can of worms. Do tell about the carrot!

It seems to me that kissing the apple would be more rewarding than a soft, dry, featureless pillow. Well, I guess that depends on if you’re practicing for a boss or a BF. ;-)

@ibstubro, pillows are very huggable…

@ibstubro My girlfriend and I never gave a blow job before. We jokingly took two carrots and you get the picture. I never laughed so hard. Never mind we were nipping of my dad’s bottle when my parents were away. I once upon a time was a wild child.

Nah, this is my idea of fun with pillows :¬)

pillows are for hugging.
Try the edge of a door frame. It might sound weird, but it’s the perfect angle if you want to practice kissing at an angle (which is how most people kiss)

@bippee I guess you were practicing lovin then!

@Frenchfry O.M.G. And you tell about it! Did you end up eating the carrots after all the laughter died out? Too funny.

@ucme You scared me there for a minute, but great vid.

@Carly I do not believe I have ever seem another post in tips for kissin a door frame!

@ibstubro Oh no, why I love my smother….....sorry Mother ;¬}

@Frenchfry, but a carrot??? haha, a soft serve ice cream cone works pretty well for practicing that!

I did when I was, oh, 10 or 11. I didn’t know what grown-up kisses were like and I didn’t have one until I was 19. Apparently, I was pretty good at that on the first try! :D

I couldn’t tell you how I managed to pick up on the mechanics so quickly. Also, according to the fellows who’d be in a position to know, I’m a great kisser.

@ibstubro No We wiped the carrots off and put in back in the fridge so my mom could make dinner hahaha of course we ate it

Pillows? No never did that. But I listened to my friends and practiced opening starbursts in my mouth, and tying cherry stems the same way. It seems to have worked in more than one way.

@bippee Okay, I’ll…er…bite.

How do you give a soft serve ice cream cone a BLOW JOB?

@Frenchfry IT? There was only ONE carrot and yall took turns? It gets warmer and warmer in here.

You didn’t put it back only cause your mom wouldn’t let you have dinner at your friend’s house. lol

@shego Awww…you had to practise, that’s cute. ;-)

Well starbusts are good, and so are cherries especially the marichino ones.

@ibstubro, you know, it was pretty easy to demonstrate on the ice cream cone. In fact, we took pictures of ourselves doing it and my friend’s mom found the photos one day, and said, “Wow, you guys really seemed to like that ice cream!”

I swear that is the truth. My friend and I laughed our asses off. If her mom only knew…

@shego Have you seen they come in flavors now? Orange, blue, green colored and flavored appropriately. I’m curious to try the cherries, but not enough to buy a whole jar. There was a TV show named Twin Peaks and there was a girl on there very proud of her cherry stem agility. lol She had to have bought Starbursts by the bag.

@bippee Semantics, me thinks. Once someone had demonstrated on a soft serve ice cream, it might be best to practice on a carrot! Eventually some poor dear boy selflessly submitted to your eventual quest for perfection, no doubt.

Yes, I did. Before I kissed a boy, I also practiced kissing on my hand. It worked pretty good.

@ibstubro, You are SO right my friend!

@Nicole8 Being a guy, I shouldn’t probably admit this, but the (pardon the pun) hand practice seems to ring a bell.

That whole admission is so wrong on so many levels.

@ibstubro, umm what sort of “hand” practice are you referring to here? hmmm?

@bippee I meant practicing kissing on my hand, and then I realized that that was just reward for future ‘bell ringing’.

And, Missy, can you say your pillow has returned in kind? You shoulda been kissing your hand, because LOOK at the payback!

@ibstubro, Perhaps you are right. Of course I am waay past practicing. I’m pretty good at everything by now!