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Help me understand this joke?

Asked by troubleinharlem (7999points) September 3rd, 2010

I’m just not getting it…

“A cowboy is riding across the plains of the Old West, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.

``You have been sentenced to death,’’ said the Chief, ``but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests.’’

The cowboy thought for a minute and said, ``Well, for my first wish, I’ll need my horse.’’

``Give him his horse,’’ said the Chief.

The cowboy whispered something into the horse’s ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods…

``Second wish,’’ said the Chief.

``I’ll need my horse again,’’ said the cowboy.

``Give him his horse,’’ said the Chief.

Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse’s ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on its back.

The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods…

``This is your last wish,’’ said the Chief, ``make it a good one.’’

``I’ll need my horse again.’’

``Give him his horse,’’ said the Chief.

The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse’s head and put his face right up to the horse’s.

``Look, it’s POSSE, ok, POSSE!!!’’

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19 Answers

frdelrosario's avatar

Cowboy wanted the horse to fetch a group of men to bust him out of trouble, but instead of bringing back a posse, the horse brought back pussy.

troubleinharlem's avatar

@frdelrosario : Ohhhhhh.
that was stupid.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

That was pretty bad. :)

troubleinharlem's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe – I know! And it was from Berkeley’s college website… I’m disappointed in them.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

There’s your answer. CA humor, or lack there of.

troubleinharlem's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe : Do they have a weird sense of humor?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@troubleinharlem Ever know anyone from CA?

troubleinharlem's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe : Like, two people… why? xD

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@troubleinharlem They are a little different. No offense to the Golden State. There’s just something in the water or something. :)

troubleinharlem's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe : Just a sort of… vague sense of humor?

JilltheTooth's avatar

I think it’s kind of cute that @troubleinharlem didn’t get it. Maybe it shows a certain respect for women????

troubleinharlem's avatar

@JilltheTooth :
Awww. xD
but I’m a girl.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@troubleinharlem : That’s why I didn’t use any pronouns… Then good on you anyway for not having been exposed so much to that particular form of disrespect!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Okay, now you’ve made me feel guilty for not being as classy as you two.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe : Just setting an ideal for you, we lead by example! Well, maybe not me, I got the joke right away…

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

My mind is in the gutter most of the time. I try, but that’s where it likes to be.

troubleinharlem's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe : Okay, I’m going to be nerdy for a second.

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
– Oscar Wilde.

xD

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@troubleinharlem That’s really nice. I like it. :)

Whitsoxdude's avatar

I’m from CA and that wasn’t funny at all.

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