Why can't I win the "Christopher Columbus" award for having 1492 lurve?

The B’ak’tun Award for reaching 2012 lurve.
Note: only to be rewarded when reached on the 21st of the 12th month.

@rebbel : or maybe for living to see the predicted Apocalypse on that day?

I am not in it for the lurve . . .

A G&G Award, Inspired by @JilltheTooth, who grins and groans at my puns.

@Austinlad Well, of course you get a GA for that!

How about a Catch of the Day Award that goes to the owner of the question with the most GQ points for one question? There could also be awards for week, month and year for the different tiers.

I’d also enjoy seeing the questions that win the awards, or at minimum, a list of the questions that have received the Sunken Treasure Award, no matter how old they are. Something similar to a virtual Employee of the Month plaque businesses have hanging in their offices.

Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit so I am glad that isn’t an award.

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You could return it to the academy to voice your objections. I would get a kick if I had gotten it, since it was coming from a place of lurve.

I was awake this morning and looked at the clock: it was 5:55 – It’s the 5th of September.

I want a “Spam Ninja” award for the mods. We are stealthy and quick. ;)

@augustlan : I thought that was what the nifty banner over their names was…

I’d like to see a Xena award. I don’t care how you get it, as long as her name is in my awards lol.

@Symbeline : Xena award for universally acknowledged rapier wit?

Well, they don’t teach you that at the Athens academy, that’s for sure…