Have you ever clicked on the You're the 999,999th visitor and if yes, what happened?

No, I’m not that stupid. And I’d imagine you’d get cyber-raped if you ever followed through with one of them.

Nope, I’ve never even been curious about it. I did respond to an inquiry from a Nigerian organization with a suicide note one time though. I never heard back from them. I guess they didn’t really care after all.

@hawaii_jake Maybe they committed suicide?

@chyna : We can only hope.

Oh, you just need to click on three of our sponsor sites to claim your prize!

The thing is, most of those things are real – that is, you can get a free iPod, you just have to buy a Gevalia coffee pot, sign up for an American Express card, and sign up for a 2-week trial of Proactiv acne cream.

@Seek_Kolinahr Not to mention a 1 year subscription to Esquire magazine.

@Seek_Kolinahr You Never fail to make me laugh. Love your answers!

…and no, I,d never click on such a thing.

My head blew off & out flew a spaceship carrying Mickey Rooney. Who I later found had been adopted as their spiritual leader. I know, unbelievable right?

It’s a…......SCAM!