What's the weirdest/funniest Google search suggestion you can find by only starting out with two words?

Where can… I find Chuck Norris

Technically this is three words, but… “Is it wrong” leads to, at the very top of their suggestion list, “Is it wrong… to sleep with your brother?”

You are… a pirate!

If you type in why won’t my p, the first search suggestion is why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea.
Um, ew. XD

@Vunessuh Haha! Nice find.

Google is… skynet!!! :O

Can We…..pretend that airplanes

Doesn’t even make sense!

@iammia It’s from a song that’s currently on the radio.

@erichw1504 Ahhhhh! :)

who would…pay for the vaccination of badgers

Edit – sorry, I was on .co.uk – that ok?

Lol I typed in “smelly bra” and this came up http://www.openrussia.ru/catalogitems/24172/Mini-Smelly-Bra-Set.htm

@harple Now that is interesting.

Why can’t I… Own a Canadian
hahhaa

…..“why is ..a raven like a writing desk”

I typed in “I am” and “horses” came up in the top 4.

Who thinks…Milley Cyrus is hot? Ugh.

Never try…to teach a pig to sing.
His big…white self.
Don’t believe ..the double-dippers.

Lol there’s so many ..this is fun :P

Lol Miley Cyrus…. eew.

This is… why you’re fat

My large… intestine hurts. WTF? How would you know if your large intestine is hurting?

lol But mom….it’s shark week.

Should women…..shave pubic area…Hm!

ahahaha Should men…...wear thongs…Um NO!

lol

“Why does m…” Why does my dog smell like fish? Uh…someone asked that?

Take a….Load off Annie
Teach me…how to dougie

My mom… doesn’t have papers. Oops.

The biggest….loser.

Someone is…wrong on the internet.

Never!

Apple worm…Bank. Sounds like you’ll get the feeling of biting into an apple and finding half a worm if you try that bank.

I tried a lot more, but I couldn’t find anything funnier.

Is it just me, or is Google different?

Mr. T ki…. lled Tupac

@ChocolateReigns… it’s not just you

America should… invade Canada (hey, not my words!)

Simon says…stamp.
Aliens love beef jerky
Duck fart

How is… babby formed

Old, but classic ^_^

but dad I’m Jesus Christ

You are… likely to be eaten by a grue

Sorry.

Well she’s…married to the muffin man.

Things named… after Stephen Colbert

@PluckyDog well they are selling smelly bras. You never would have guessed that your words would lead to a product. Try typing “tantra chair”

How smelly…. are ferrets
My grandpa…. is a vampire

My child…is a monkey. Funny, my child is isn’t a monkey.

Stop trying . . . to make fetch happen

shovel held
Search Results 1. MURDER SUSPECT ALLEGEDLY WOKE MOTHER FOR SHOVEL

Typed: Oy vey and got this “Oy vey not even wrong.”

What color.. is blood
Brains are.. quite rich in cholesterol
Why the.. f do you have a kid
Why books.. should be banned

Money make…me handsome
Freeze you…diseased rhinoceros pizzle

@shpadoinkle_sue I just tried “freeze you” and didn’t see “diseased rhinoceros pizzle “anywhere on the search page. What do you make of that?

my baloney has a first name
Knee Hating Gods Finally Strike

@anartist Put a space after freeze you.

@Whitsoxdude Brains are quite rich in cholesterol :)