What words or phrases can immediately turn a Hot sexual situation - Ice Cold?

Here’s mine: “Wanna ride the horsey, Little Girl?” Nice. Never will forget it.

“Do ya need some ding-a-ling”?

It’s a penis, not a fucking bell. He could probably have chosen any other euphemism, and it would have been more enticing than “ding-a-ling”

He put his head on my chest….and started to sing: “Getting to Know You” from the King and I.

I cringed. (Date over! Date over!) I ushered him out the door very quickly. (Well the date was already tanking… but I have to say, that ditty was the deal-breaker.)

@Seek_Kolinahr I hate when people say that.

This one time I was about to have sex with someone and he was drunk and he poked my boob and said “BOOBIE” and I said “What the fuck” and put my clothes back on and walked off. Haha.

Women already know better than to say stupid crap, but I’ve said “Sooooo, wanna get naked now?” This was after we were making out forever, I was trying to be funny, and it worked, but it definitely was still awkward for a minute lol.

@Seek_Kolinahr LOL! Guys say the darndest things…....

A young man once asked me if I wanted to “get boned” in the course of some heavy kissing. I passed.

@Neizvestnaya Hahahah, this thread is funny already. When I’m with the guys we joke about saying this stuff but I didn’t know people actually said it…

My friend once told me she was making out with this guy and he stopped and looked at her and said “Do you wanna practice making babies?” Bhahaha!!

@Blackberry: I was 21 at the time and didn’t know if he meant “rubbing with clothes on” or if he was asking for intercourse, in any case it sounded so stupid that he just didn’t look as hot as before he opened his mouth. Ugh. Bad guys.

It wasn’t what he said,it was what was on top of his head

Hold on, I have to poop first.

@cockswain: THAT’S A WINNER!

I do not remember but I know that is NOT the time to start yakking and risk saying the wrong thing.
@Seek_Kolinahr Funny!!

@cockswain It is full of Win : )

calling out the wrong name…saying I LOVE YOU…is my dick big enough for you…wanna suck me off while I jerk it…talking about other men while making love to me…lots more but no time…this is a great site…peace love & light…

Are they the panties your mother laid out for you?

If he called them tits, it’d be over.

“That’s funny. Never saw a lump like that there before! Oh, well, whatever. Where were we?”

“Do you want to meet my little southerner” is the one that takes the cake for me. How do you respond to that?

Can we continue after watching Bill O’Reilly?

she farted, blushed, and said, “Oops, that was me.” NOT IN MY MUSTANG!!!!!

@Winters LOL Like who else would it be?

“Sorry, my hair gel flakes off like dandruff. Can you stop putting your hands there?”

(Said during a bout of oral) “Oh, no, we can’t do that, I’m saving myself for marriage”

“Yeah, I just have to get high first”

“Did you just pee in my mouth?”

My curfew is at 10 pm!

Ok, this is long ago enough that it no longer matters. He was my bf at the time, which embarrasses me even more. Why was I ever with this knuckle head? He was drunk on his stupid ass, he actually took it out, showed it to me (as if) and said “Wanna mount up?” Um, no actually. I don’t. I think I’ll go sew it shut.

“Let’s hold it right there for a minute. I have to call my wife.”

”Is it in yet!!!” Not been said to me I hasten too add :¬)

@Jeruba…No one can top that one. :)

Using an ex-partner’s name by mistake.

My friend’s husband was performing oral on her when, after a few minutes he hears, “Hey Mum. Yeah, no. Not much, just hanging out…”

He looks up to see she’s taken a call on her mobile and is blithely chatting away.

@cprevite Wow…. If that happened to me, I’d probably get a “No Cunnilingus For You!” policy until that shit stopped.

@papayalily: Perhaps not surprisingly, they’re now divorced.