What's your best one-line movie review?

I enjoy the Four-Word Film Review site: FWFR.

I love Dorothy Parker.
Her review of the movie “I am a Camera”

“No Lika”

ZZZ—my review of The DaVinci Code

My fave is still Mort Sahl’s four word-review of BEN HUR: “Loved him, hated Hur.”
One of the best of film critics was the late Pauline Kael, who was famous for both her praise and her bite.

Of DANCING WITH WOLVES Pauline Kael wrote; “Kevin Costner has feathers in his hair and feathers in his head. The Indians should have called him ‘Plays with Camera.’ ”

@filmfann

I wish I could drink like Dorothy Parker,
But I can take one or two at the most.
Three and I’m under the table –
Four and I’m under her ghost.