What products have you invented in your head?

If I say, you’ll steal my ideas.

I won’t cause I’m lazy…but, yes, other people might

A brain transplant. A brain-like object that can function like the normal brain the only difference being that it will not allow you to make stupid decisions and use emotions to rule your life. When it comes out, call me, I will be the first guinea-pig!

Two that, as far as I know, don’t exist:

* Creating a web-site for a cemetery where they offer a service to maintain plots for people and place flowers on a grave-site twice a year (whatever dates you choose), and post pictures on a regular basis. All for an annual fee, of course.

* Start a local tourism training program. It would educate people on not only knowledge of the local history, but on how to effectively engage tour guides with their audiences. They get certified and cut the costs of tour companies for the ramp-up training. There could also be specialized training courses for things like ghost tours, famous people, etc.

That cemetery idea is a good one. Why don’t they do that? Lots of people would pay for that. Better yet, it could be an individual or team of individuals who travel around to different cemeteries and provide that personal service for you.

I had a cemetery related invention once. Why don’t cemeteries have websites where you can go look up where a person is buried. I have “lost” a grave before – went to the cemetery and wandered aimlessly thinking “I knew it was here somewhere” and wished I could look up a map of the cemetery it up on a website.

Night-time toothpaste—a mellow flavor like chamomile instead of wake-you-up mint. Of course, it’s just a marketing ploy to get people to buy a second tube.

@kevbo That is genius

I can’t say because I am also getting the idea patented…in my head!

Oh i’m going to go for the old remote control that works on people.I mean the possibilities for fun both practical & just for kicks are limitless. Imagine hitting fast forward when in a queue. Or rewind a particularly enjoyable moment (sex!) Why you could even hit pause, or better still mute on your S/O on those occasions when they….....well let’s just say deserve it :¬)

LOL An automatic dog washing machine.

Containers that don’t allow things like pasta to retain it’s shape when you store them away. It disgusts me to no end when I dump out noodles and they’re shaped exactly like the container they were in.