Can you think of your own clever, two-word proverb?

Do it!

shit smells

Let’s go

Unoriginal, but I like them:

Shit happens.

Instant Karma.

Opposites attract.

@zen_ Thank you for contributing original ones, it is nice to hear them too!

Do you!

Love frees

Fuck ‘em.

Attitude matters.

kick the tire

Sandwich, please.

Dig it.

Love never lasts

Get crunk?

Patience refines.

@eden2eve , I loved yours. That was a really good one

Don’t panic

(thanks douglas adams)

Rage Hard!

Shit Fertilizes

Love sucks.

Poverty sucks
Love hurts (Nazereth)

Not really. But I have a four-word motto that consists of two related (rhyming) two-word commands:

Never complain;
Never explain

It depends. It’s my answer to most questions.

I have a two parter
Plant a potato
Get a potato

Scratch, sniff.

Suck down.

Party hearty.

Sleep more.
Eat less.
Get out.
Go on.
Say hello.
Smile. Smile!

I dabble in the constructed language of toki pona, with a goal of optimal simplicity and focus on good. It has a vocabulary of a bit over 100 words, and it’s alphabet only has 14 letters. Nonetheless, we have quite a few very simple proverbs. Only one well known 2 worder comes to mind, though we have a sort of favorite proverb that is only 3 words, one of which is purely grammatical. Here they are:

Pilin pona (Feel good)

Ale li pona (All is good)

Just a little aside, sorry for being a bit off topic :x

Face your fears.

Make sense.

You, leave!

@tinyfaery yes!!!!!!
It’s relative.

DO WORK!

Eh, whatever.

OH SNAP!

Screw it.

Wasn’t me!

Dude.

And my life’s philosophy:
Bitch please.

@SundayKittens – I’m stealing your life’s philosophy

Days creep . . .
Years fly.
Eyes weep . . .
Tears dry.

Four “proverbs” with a side order of rhyme.

@iamthemob It is truly one to live by.

Love Lives

@SundayKittens And let’s not forget the equally helpful Move Bitch.

How about passive aggressive??

Leave it.
Forget it.
It’s nothing.
Just go.
You won’t.
I can’t.
Just because.
You know.
You said.
I forget.
No, you.
Fine, then.
I’m off.

@bob_, @SundayKittens I’m fairly certain that if one of the words is “bitch,” it’s a life lesson proven true over and over again – right, bitches? ;-)

You can take that to the bank, beeyotch! ~

Walk softly.

Question everything. :-/

@anartist for you walk on my dreams…

@Scooby What for?

@bob_

Exactly….. ;-)

stay busy

Fart proudly.
Let go.
Abhor vacuums.

Hunt knowledge.
Cultivate wisdom.

Pain hurts.

Productive procrastination.

Live Love

“Great Question”
“Great Answer”
“Stop Following”
“Flag as…”
;-)

Vampires suck.

Not Now ! !

Love Boat

Run away!

Eat a peach.

I can.

I will

I did.

I do.

Nuh uh!

Say what!

Okay, I think we’re running out of ideas here.

Am not.
Are too.

Your mama.
another to live by

Think first.
Love honestly.
Hug often.
Listen please.
Smoke outside.
Drive defensively.
Shower frequently.
Question authority.
Doubt everything.
Show respect.
Demand respect.

Be yourself :-/

Be nice?

Love me
For me
:-/

Love lamp.

@Scooby‘s cheating!

Huh – that’s a two word proverb too…

Later, maybe.

@iamthemob

Quite right, two not four! :-/ Tch…..

Here are a few more:

Exercise more.
Keep moving.
Balance calories.
Balance spending.
Eat vegetables.
Don’t smoke.