I can't remember the last time I..........?

I can’t remember the last time I visited my home planet.

I can’t remember the last time I watched Looney Tunes.

I can’t remember the last time I had sex with my wife.

ate eggs.

I can’t remember the last time I felt completely “light”—undburdened by the crush of work, life, work, life, work, life. I’m guilty of playing too much on Fluther today in search of lightness. My answer has now depressed me ;-)

Austinlad, you were on your home planet in early November of last year; I saw you in the produce section. You were looking for alternative fuel sources.

I can’t remember the last time I danced like I did at the proms in the park last Saturday…

I can’t remember the last time I ate a piece of chocolate. I should go buy some.

…Fluthered using my laptop instead of this shitty phone.
I miss my laptop, i want it back, i want it back, i want it back.

I can’t remember the last time I didn’t procrastinate.

understood what the person taking my food order was saying.

I can’t remember the last time I dusted. :/ I clean everything else but I abhor dusting and I procrastinate big time. Looking around it doesn’t seem to be too dusty.

I can’t remember the last time I ate steak. Never been a big fan of steak.

I can’t remember the last time I went out dancing. I should remedy this soon.

I can’t remember the last time I paid for music. A pirate’s life is for me!

played Simon says

I can’t remember the last time.

^^ ftw

If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

I can’t remember the last time I masturbated without the aid of my computer.

May as well chip in. I can’t remember the last time I cried. Well, excluding the birth of my kids that is.

I can’t remember the last time I had butterflies upon meeting a special guy.

I can’t remember the last time I ate liver. And I’d like to keep it that way.

went fishing. I can’t foresee the next time either with the wife about to “drop”!

was satisfied

I can’t remember the last time I woke up with the refreshed feeling of getting enough sleep.

Saw my buddy Bruce :(

Dang! I can’t remember the last time.

I can’t remember the last time I ate Froot Loops cereal.

Went to sleep without the aid of alcohol.

I can’t remember the last time I got drunk.

I’ve been stuck remembering all kinds of random shit since I read this question. Thanks a lot @ucme.

Ate steak. And I loooooove steak. Must get steak!!!

Smoked a cigar….Time for full auto!!

had a peaceful, quiet evening with no stress.

@cockswain Hey, random shit is my staple diet on here. Without that, why i’d have nothing to do!

Had a few hours peace and quiet….

…forgot!

I can’t remember the last time I…...... oh, uh what were we talking about?

I can’t remember the last time I felt really relaxed

I can’t remeber the last time I had no worries…depressing I know.