What about these new badges?

Badger badge…for those who won’t let a thread die a natural death.

Yes they would…:)

The Boomerang; for those who delete their accounts in haste then come back again.

Guilty

We don’t need no steenkin badges!! :¬)

Bounced Badge For those who get banned,

Whisper Sweet Nothings Badge For those who send above a reasonable amount of PMs.

Crusty Curmudgeon Badge For those who squash other like a bug in a thread.

@marinelife ; Shouldn’t there be 2 bug-crushing badges? One for deservedly crushing a scum-bug, and another for being an a**hole who simply crushes for the meanness of it. (I’ll let you think up appropriate names…)

I like them! I’ll wear my Phoenix Badge proudly on my Fluther Scouts sash.

I also think we should have superlatives every year, like in a yearbook. Class Clown, Best Lookin’, Most Likely to Make a Jelly Cry….voting would be easy!!!!

@JilltheTooth Good idea.

I think you should have a badge taken away, every time someone suggest a new badge.

I hate to be the resident douchebag, but not of these fit in with the nautical theme of Fluther.

true dog

The Resident Douchebag badge for those throwing cold water on hypothetical hi jinks.

The Davy Jones Locker badge, for those MIA.

@marinelife, aww :*-(

Ooh, burn.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Just joshing with ya.

@marinelife okay :-)

For MIA folk, how about the Gilligan’s Island badge? Lost on a desert isle somewhere…

@Dr_Dredd That’s a good one.

I like this one.

@ChazMaz; no fair posting pics of my “morning face”!!

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Ahem, Neither is Rembrandt, PB & Jelly (a sandwhich), Daubloon (just money), Robot Crush, Pilgrim, Cake in the frizzer, and Autobiographer. (wink wink)

The Sgt. Hartman Badge; for those who have way too many recorded swear words in their posts.

Symbeline What are you $%&!<strong>” talking about? We don’t $_+~!# cuss here in Fluther, we all watch our $#^!~” language. We might as well be mother #^% priest. You think we cuss…....%$&*@! and the horse you rode in on. LMAO LMAO All in fun, I know what you mean :-)

You’d do well to fucking recognize bitch, cuz after you fuck my sister I’ll rip your goddamn head off and shit down your fucking neck! :D

All in fun here too. :) I dun even have a sister anyway. XD

@Symbeline And if you did I would not touch her or my fiancee will feed me my own nuts. LOL LOL