What about these new badges?

Seeing Fluther is a lot about all the larvae or badges what would you think of a few new badges:

John Gotti badge; for those who were axed from the most Fluthers.

Rip Van Winkle badge; for those who spent X amount of months dormant with no activity to start being active again.

Roadrunner badge; for those who answered X amount of question with answers at least 300 words long in 10 minutes, etc.

Phoenix badge; for those who resurrected themselves under a different moniker.

The Marathon badge; for those who answered X number of times under a single thread.

Wouldn’t those be some cool badges to collect? Bet you even thought of some yourself?