You're about to board a space station, you turn & look down at the Earth, a perfect sphere floating majestically in the vastness of the universe, what is the first thought that comes into your mind?

Oh, jeez, I hope I don’t die. (I usually have this thought before any risky behavior, and then I proceed.)

Holy shit we are tiny in this vast universe!

I hope they have barbecue chicken pizza where I am headed.

I wonder if I left the oven on?

“Cooool.”

And they laughed at me in Fifth Grade…for wanting to be an astronaut. :)

Great! Nobody down there can see me jerking off.

Hope I remembered to pack a change of undies.

Dam. Looks like a blue Marble.

Holy shit. What am I doing up here?

This is so totally incredibly fucking awesome that I’m going to stop all the words and just take it in (read awe-struck).

Where are my car keys?

How did they fuck it up so badly?

Long way down…

::blink:: Woooooow.

“If I pee out the window, how long will it take to hit Washington D.C.?”

I wonder if I can see my house from here

Oh shit! I forgot the keys to the station !!!

“I wish we would develop warp drive already so we can start exploring the universe more thoroughly.”

”Sayonara Suckers!”

How cool is it that some of the critters who live there built this station.

Damn William Shatner and his stupid TV commercials. This is the last time I’ll book a vacation on Priceline.

Damn.

Planet earth is blue, and there’s nothing I can do.

definitely I’m not looking at the same Earth Neil Armstrong did in 1969.Wonder how long will it take for the planet to turn grey?

Shit i think i left my straighteners on…..:P

@hawaii_jake – Are you a squirrel?

what would happen if we bumped into one of those pee clouds floating in space…and what if I jumped towards the planet…also could a bag of sand make really cool meteor showers

This makes my knees weak, and I have to pee