Would you like to play the five-worded, alphabetic story game?

A wonderful day started as

bells rang above the cathedral.

Catherine ran out the door

Dashing for her sports car

removed by me

Every nerve in her body

felt like something was missing

Gasping, she realised she had…

helped way too many people

injure themselves by advising them

“Jump off a high cliff…

Kate started it all by

Listening to the voices inside

Many people thought that she

Never would go so far

Outward from reality and anyone

pretending they thought otherwise were

eating her apple brown betty

@AmWiser The next letter is Q.

quietly throughout the entire time

rain fell softly around her

She never would have expected

that Roger would be so

underwhelmed by the way she

vacuumed her living room carpet.

Wearing only a bra and panties

x-rays more easily see bones

you can never really tell

zoot suits from the underwear

anyways, back to the woman

because that’s where it began

baking apple brown betty today

Psst, @amwiser, we’re on C now.
Causing a lot of pain

down in her nether region

even whilst running for her

fabulous French friend, famous for

going green all the time

He was very angry at

Inger because she was wasteful

@Mama_Cakes Uhhh, it was supposed to be “I”

ibex’s, particularly the ibex that

jumped over the lazy dog

knotted up in a ball

licking himself because he could

@Arp Yeah, as you can see, I edited it.

Mooning over some other chick

Near his awfully tiny house

over the woods and through

panting softly and wishing for

quiche and a glass of

Rickard’s Red in a large stein

(that was six)

swiftly poured into the mouth

Tasting mighty fine and feeling

unrestrained unto ubiquitous, underachieving unicycles.

Vowing not to drive drunk,

while yearning for a someone

(wait, what about W?)

(wishing upon the North star) “w”

yearning for a someone to

I think we may need to sing our ABC’s again, remember from elementary school? ~

my daughter was distracting me i apologise, please continue

@erichw1504 sometimes, people have other stuff going on. Simmer down.

@Mama_Cakes I’m good, that’s why I included the ~ to indicate sarcasticness.

so…

Vowing not to drive drunk
(wishing on the North star)
Yearning for a someone to…

zip my pants because I

zap my frosty feet free

A dude walked right by

baking bacon by busy buses

, calling careless customers crazy cats

dollops of bacon grease staining

every square inch of his

dark green dress pants and

we’re on f now

flannel shirt which resulted in

grief and groaning because he

haphazardly used boiling water, without

implementing the standard cooling techniques.

Just then, he realized that

Kate (remember Kate?) had begun

licking the grease stain like

mousse off of the pan

Not resulting in luck, she

obviosly flew off the handle

pushing his pulsating passion probe

Quivering and moaning he reached

querulously complaining all the while

ratcheting down her lovely orgasm

silly, silly, silly she stuttered

thinking thirty thousand thoughts, though…

understanding none of them because…

visually, she was lost between

womanly fantasies and how he

x-rayed her tremulous, yielding psyche

yearning once again for passionate

Zig Zag jig saw puzzles.

Aaah, such a wonderful day.

But, not that wonderful that….

cats had been pissing on

destinies front door with each

passing moment, barely able to

@Ben_Dover FAIL to obey the rules

Graham offered to clean up

He quickly began to wipe

Inside nut choked on nuts

Just did not chew enough

Kate’s in this story somehow

Likely never to completely disappear

Momentarily so that she can

nimbly re-enter this odd tale

Oddly she won’t enter now

Pursuing with renewed vigor, anonymity.

Quaint concept, that idea of

Returning to this long story

So soon after having died

tits clutched in both hands

Unraveling life’s mysteries in hand.

Vital to Kate’s mission was

Whipping the young nubile slave

xylophones would play as she

Yelling “Why do I love!?”

Zapped of life and died.

And again Kate returns smiling

Because she is boinking Clyde

Despite the fact he’s gay.

Cautiously and curiously through clouds

Filled in the C

entangled in her hair, she

fought back with the most

god awful scream from her

hips to her mouth that

Into the depths of love

just as she used to

Kiss with wild abandon, prepared

like David for giant emergencies

Many though they may be.

No thoughts but boinking Clyde.

Over a solid gold sarcophagus.

Put Peter please, padded place.

Quiche was one of Peter’s

Rare delicacies that he liked

same as sex with Kate.

Thoughtfully, Kate always managed to

Undress at the right moment,

vigina still moist and wet.

What’s a vigina?, she wondered.

xenoglossia could perhaps explain it.

You speak in foreign tongues.

Zebras could just barely understand

Again, we wonder where’s Kate?

“Behind the buffalo”, said Bill

Could Kate still be naked?

Don’t count on it Harple

Every guy is hoping so

Fugedaboudit @erichw1504, it aint happenin’

Gonads are gearing up, though

Hell will freeze over first

I will be waiting patiently

Just as well, Me too.

kayaking down the river of

Love, just as naked as

Michelangelo’s marble statue of David

Nearing the end of the

Oblong river, Kate took off

perspiration soaked panties – yes, really

Quickly, while Mary began to

Rub her feet with her ( oh this is just getting better and better…)

Sexy, large and very perky

thimbles, oh yes indeed, thimbles

using only the very tips

very slowly and with whips.

Wendy came into the picture

xu in hand… “Me love….

And then he buggered Kate.

You long time (After Harple)

Zapped because of Kate’s typo.

As Kate looked on, Wendy

Bewildered the next player with

Cunning linguistic skills. Wendy certainly…

did not need a dictionary.

Except to understand why this…

Fool was saying to her

Getting all up in her

hair. “Is your hairdo new?”

“I can’t believe you noticed!”

Just then Kate strips naked.

Kate is quite the exhibitionist.

Loving her naked body seen.

Marching towards her, Kissing her.

“No, Wendy! I’m a tease.”

“Oh, no! This is the

Part where I resist you”

Quit your whining and get

Right….that won’t happen now

“So”, said Wendy, “I think…

that it is time to..

undress. First, take off your…

vest, that thing is ugly

what’s up with that color

“You don’t like it? Hmph.”

“Zip it back up then.”

Ahem, my name is Kate

but everyone knows me as

“Catherine”, with a “C”, dammit.

Do you go by katie?

Edgar asked politely, displaying his

(Fucking Hell! I’m after Jeruba!!!)

Glittery man section that he

so far this is eerily autobiographical

had bedazzled. “What the hell…

is that on your vest?”

“Jabot, it is” said Yoda

kicking and screaming all the

live long day while he

mimicked mimes more madly, maybe

never noticing nine new nickels

originally obvious, or oscillating obstruction

perhaps people picked pennies previously

quietly quilting queer quacks quickly

racing to get to work

sadly she stopped sooner, so

Then thespians thought that the

underwhelming underwear ulcer usually utilized

Vigorous vixens voraciously verifying vacations

while whipping water westward wastefully

I’m not even attempting X lol

@poofandmook You can skip X if you’d like!

Yelling ” You Yoddelling yellow Yankee!”

Zebras outside became very confused.

A wonderful day, it was.

because I saw my Amber

coughing up a storm and

don’t you just know that…

every girl must take off

frilly panties and leg irons.

Gathering her nerve, Kate made

her way over to Edgar

In a way that made

jellies everywhere jealous. That’s how…

Kate managed to work around

Late nights working at McDonalds

mostly sorting Happy Meal toys….

napping in piles of hamburgers

only to murder Edgar Dean.

plucking nose hairs with a

quick, sharp action. Kate then…

rested before she disposed of

silly Edgar’s lifeless body. She

transfigured Edgar into his favourite

uncle, Umberto (the Undead) Urquhart,

voracious consumer of pickled onions,

whose wicked career had included

xenophobic Nazi skin head thugs.

Yet another chapter in the

zany story of Kate’s life.

And there you have it,

Boys and girls. Now let’s

cut this thing short, eh?

Don’t do that, keep going!

Eggbert thinks, then murders Kate.

Funnily enough, time travelled backwards

Giving Kate another change to

hope for the best time

Insisting in incremental inquiries inexplicably

juvenile and wasting time that

Kate used to rob banks.

Lily-livered larrikins lured Kate

Making massive amounts of milk

Near a half-naked german contortionist

Opening orifices only observed obliquely

Proportionate to what just happened.

“Quit your belly aching”, said

Rachel the talking red rhino

Removed by me. Derp.

slowly sipping her succulent Sangria.

talking while tipping her torso

under the limbo bar. Next,

vultures veered vastly and violently

without waiting for Rachel to

Xerox the terrorist bomb plans.

Yolanda was to be the lookout,

zebra toy in her hand

and Marlboro in her mouth

but forgot, detonating the bomb.

catastrophes aside, she managed to

ditch the Marlboro before she

exploded. Now, pieces of her

fell like poker chips everywhere.

George, her father, arranged for

her memorial service, which featured

incestuous midgets having anal sex.

Judging by the way midgets

interest some, one might infer

killing them would be better.

Lordy. Can’t we quit now?

Moderater why would we quit?

Not that, not now, not

Oh, I am just tired. ;)

Particularly right now is good!

-

Quit, you say. OH No!

Round and round we go

Still we wait for Godot . . .

to provide us with large

unicorn footprints to a tree…

vastly covering a large area

while a nuclear bomb blasted

xylophones still intact, Marshall went

, “Yo, you from South Pilly? ”

Zero people survived the bomb.

And that was the end.

But wait, there’s more! When…

‘Cause Kate woke-up . . . nightmare

I’d give you a hint….

Drenched in sweat, she took

ether and blew herself up!

Fuck that for a joke!

George laughed a lot, though.

Horatio nearly wet his pants,

“I’m dyin’ here!”, he said.

Just before Horatio died his

kind grandmother told him to

quit fooling around and go

[L]ook at the meteor coming.

Meteors are smaller than rice.

Notwithstanding they destroy the Earth.

Overuse of astronomical knowledge only

prevented no one from dying.

Quickly destroying every living thing

roasting every human like toast.

So they can spread jelly

tastefully upon their cream cheese

under the thin sliced salami.

Vanquish all talk of food

Why don’t we play the

Xylophone ‘til we break it?

Yeah, that sounds like a

Zebra’s mating call en masse

Around five o’clock is when

bells started to ding-dong

clamoring throughout the entire town

DING DING DING DING DING

Eric reluctantly began making dinner,

Fried green eggs and ham

gettin’ all over the plate

hardly feeling hungry at all

, incredible though that might seem.

For everything was moving forward

getting faster and spinning around

halfway through, I realized what

Isaac had predicted was true.

January, the bomb will explode.

Kate just sat there, dumbfounded.

Later, she tried to prevent

Maximus from going to pieces.

Nothing survived the bomb blast.

Only ground was left. She

perished as did the rest.

Quietly, her soul flew into

Russia and haunted Vladimir Putin,

Stalin had nothing on her !

Time went on, and then

Ulrich took his revenge, squashing

Vladamir, the vampire, completely flat

with a rollingpin. Take that!

Xavier wasn’t convinced, he thought

You did it two times

Zealousy will get you nowhere Willie.

Amorous thoughts filled, body, mind.

Bizarrely barbarous were Xavier’s plans,

Crazy as it sounds Kate,

dastardly cousin of Xavier, plotted

Eviscerate everyone in our path!

For levitation or selling swampland.

Ground? Who needs ground? Levitate!

How exactly does one levitate?

I don’t know, with magic?

Just jump, don’t come down! ! !

Knees bent, am I right?

lol, I don’t think so.

Mind over matter and mass.

Never mind that, let’s go!

Oh dear, help, I’m floating

Perhaps you need a weight?

Quite, I think you’re right.

Really? Even I didn’t believe.

Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.

Thank you for insulting me.

Umbrage never hurt anyone comrade.

“Volume is too loud,” Kate.

Why? I like to dance!

Xylophone music makes dancing exhilarating

Yes it does my friend!

Zed is the last letter.

Alright, Zed isn’t a letter!

But it is Lookie Here

Cool, I didn’t even know!

Do not ever stop learning.

Even math can be fun!

French kissing is even funner.

Great, love the word: funner.

Have to have a demonstration !

I must witness this event.

Just waiting for Kate’s kiss.

I really stuffed that one

Kate is the best kisser.

Laughing out loud, SHE IS!!!!!!

Man!—- Is Kate kissing everyone?

No, she’d be quite busy!

Oh, she’s applying lipstick ! !

Please tell me she’s prepared.