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zen_'s avatar

Do you know about Green Porno? See details and link.

Asked by zen_ (6281points) September 14th, 2010

Here’s a really good one. Then you can check out the others.

It was because of Tim’s question about Sea Horse porn that I stumbled upon them.

I don’t know whether to laugh or laugh louder. There is an educational aspect to it, but what on earth was Isabella, the actress, thinking when she made these?

Enjoy.

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Whitsoxdude's avatar

Scarred for life.

deni's avatar

WHAT THE FUCK? WHY? “vaginal tunnel”....brb while i VOMIT

judochop's avatar

I never realized that Mallards enjoyed sex so much… So much that the females need secret passage ways.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

Why is it called green porn? But more to the point, why would you show us that, Zen???

I hate you just a little bit right now.

judochop's avatar

Isabella is my new hero.

Deja_vu's avatar

Is Isabella Rossellini out of work? Well she did date David Lynch. What would Ingrid Bergman think of green porno?

Deja_vu's avatar

@zen_ Well it gave me a good laugh. Thanks

zen_'s avatar

Me too.

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

I saw those on IFC. I think they’re great.

Cruiser's avatar

I think that is crazy talk! I laughed my ass off!! You can go to the sundance channel and surf everything Green Porno and even find out what your Green Porno Screen Name is.

Mine is Slug Hackberry! XD

zen_'s avatar

^ Crazy link. Nice.

BluRhino's avatar

Great stuff; all the bits Wild Kingdom carefully avoided…I’m sure there is science teacher/entomologist out there wondering how to use that in class without parents freaking out over the name…. (“Hey Mom, guess what? Teacher says I have to watch porno for homework!..there’s even gonna be a test!..”)

btw..I’m ‘Vanderbilt Chromi’ ....I’m trying it on…

ratboy's avatar

Has anyone tried decapitating a man in flagrante delicto to determine whether he continues to thrust until ejaculation?

zen_'s avatar

@BluRhino Your nickname sort of already invokes green porno, not? ~

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