I’m giving you fair warning that this could be a lengthy status update. [How Facebook expects one to post a sailing-related status update in 420 characters or less is absurd.] This has been in the composition stage for most of the afternoon and evening, and a lot of it was composed while underwater (while I should have been on a deck), soaking wet (while I should have been moderately dry) and while swallowing lake water (while I would rather have been drinking almost anything else, or even breathing would have been preferable)—and all of that while I should have been working. It’s sailing-related, so if you’re not willing to bear with me here, you may bear off (that’s sailor talk right there), and no one will mind—or even notice.
Well, about that working and sailing thing: I’m able to positively confirm that the bumper stickers are correct. A bad day sailing beats a good day at work. I was having a good day at work! And I chucked it at noon (the day too fine to waste indoors, even on ‘good’ work) to have an awful day sailing.
What a great day! I’m drained. By which I mean “exhausted”, “spent”, “wiped out” ... but not quite “dry”; I think I’m still sort of waterlogged.
I’m a good sailor, okay? At least a halfway decent one. I’m not going to count the capsize before I got the boat fully in the water. I wasn’t “sailing” at that point; I wasn’t even in the boat. No, that doesn’t count. The three on the water, okay, those count. The accidental one upon landing to retrieve the boat was more like the one that didn’t count, so I’m not going to count that one, either. And the final one, where I deliberately pulled the boat over (I did it on purpose! Witnesses can confirm!) was simply to take the rig off the boat. I never could have managed it, with the wind being what it was, to take the rig off by “picking it out” of the hull the way the designers intended. Capsizing to grab the mast at the balance point and pull it out laterally was my own stroke of genius. Otherwise I’d still be standing on the beach laughing at the sheer thought of pulling out that rig and being able to hold it upright. And waiting for the wind to die down. (Sailors everywhere ponder the mystery of why the wind increases as soon as you decide to beach and land the boat. How does it know?)
So, if you were counting, you counted three capsizes. If you counted higher, I need to remind you that those others don’t count. (Speaking of capsizing at the beach, by the way, I’ve come to the realization that this boat is like my own personal Portrait of Dorian Gray. I think every nick in the daggerboard, gouge, scuff, scrape and scratch on the hull and grass and bloodstain on the sail (I’m still trying to figure out the blood thing) is making me younger. Tireder, but younger.
The dry suit top worked pretty well. I still haven’t had to actually inflate the life jacket yet, and I’ve been finding more shallows in Webster Lake than I knew existed, even after nearly 50 years of sailing there. I also found out that a Laser can pirouette on its daggerboard if you bottom it on a windy day, then flip and try to turn turtle in less than 3 feet of water. Except for the fact that it didn’t really stick the landing, it could have been a medal-worthy gymnastics event. And when that happens less than 20 feet from shore in a strong, fluky and gusting onshore wind, getting upright, underway, and getting the board down enough to beat to windward can be… a challenge.
Surprisingly, even though the wind was nearly knock-down strong, and I spent more time sailing with the end of the boom in the water than I have in my life… I never got knocked down. All of my capsizes were… backwards. “Holey Aeolus, Batman! There’s holes in the wind!” I think I need to hike out on a bungee, so that I can get assistance getting back to the hull in time to prevent that backwards capsize.
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
I hope no one got video.
I hope my aches and pains go away, and the gear dries out a little, so that maybe I can do it again tomorrow.
I’m thinking of a new name for the boat: “Bloodied & Bowed, Still Beating Upwind”. Maybe “Myrmidon”? Probably “Harpy”. That’s the most apt so far.
What.A.Great.Day. And frostbiting season starts in a month. I think I need more practice. (Read: “more days off from work”.)