A few minutes before you die, you leave an important message to love ones. What will it be?

Mine would be. Don’t forget to laugh. I loved to laugh. So laugh for me.

I love you and am proud of you. I’ll be watching out for you.

Do not stop living or enjoying your life because of my passing because I will always be with you (in spirit) and we will be reunited again one day.

“The fleshlight was a gag gift… I promise”

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I’m afraid to ask what is a fleshlight. Or did you mean flashlight?
With you I just never know. LOL

@Pandora, nope, I meant fleshlight nsfw, probably

“Cut the shit and knock it the fuck off. And don’t let the kids grow up in the same environment that I did.”

“PS: If you truly didn’t understand my distain for labor, I pity you. You only live once, why spend the majority doing something you hate?”

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I knew I would regret asking. :(
I take it the joke didn’t go over well. LOL

I love you. Don’t be sad for me, remember the good times, and live your life to the fullest. Most importantly, have fun and enjoy it!

@Pandora, hahaha, that much is debatable

I love you. But I wish our situations were reversed right now…

“It was consentual!”

“Listen, whatever you do… Don’t look in my underwear drawer.”

Please delete all of my internet browsing history before anyone sees it.

I did stupid shit and apologize.

“I love you and I tried my best.”
“I hope therapy doesn’t cost you too much.”

Clear out the refrigerator, make sure the kitchen has nothing rotting in there!

I may be late for lunch, sorry.

@tragiclikebowie With a statement like that, it would probably be the first place they look. :(
@Haleth Yeah, maybe you may want to keep up with that daily, so its not the last thought on your mind. LOL
@ZEPHYRA, Well if they are grieving they probably will forget it. So you might want to keep on top of that as well. But I can relate to that. However, you know after your gone, your love ones will grow all kinds of things in the frig. :O

“Take out the papers and the trash, Yakkity Yak…Don’t talk back!”

You’re next and don’t screw around with the time you have left.

Tell the Fluther gang I now have absolute proof that…

The box in the barn labeled “lawn chemicals”, isn’t. Throw it out.
Oh, and the back up CDs for the computer operating system are in the green box in the basement.
Enjoy

@Austinlad Finish the sentence…... LOL

Somebody be sure to take care of Willow. [I try to leave her water bowl full every day when I leave for work just in case this actually happens.] I loved you all. The money is stashed in…

@CyanoticWasp Ok, don’t fail me now. Where, Where is the MONEY???? :(((

@Pandora according to Willie Sutton, it’s in banks.

Doesn’t anyone keep abreast of popular culture any more?

Don’t forget to water the plants and feed the dog.

@CyanoticWasp Banks have money. HA! Thats a good one. However, the executives is another story!

I love you and please take care of Sadie!

@Pandora, I can’t. I died just as I was about apologize for…

“I think I left the oven on…”

@Austinlad You suck! You can only die once and yet you continue to prattle on about nothing!
:(
@nellybar I’ll check

Check ya later, foos.

@Symbeline Check ya later!

Thanks for the opportunity

You suck! You can only die once and yet you continue to prattle on about nothing.

Pardon me, @Pandora, I can prattle all I want because I’m a ghost. And that’s exactly what I was trying to say as I was dying. Despite my lifelong belief against it, there is an afterlife.

@Austinlad is she being light hearted or serious?

@BoBo, I think light-hearted. I hope.

loll.me too!

Look after each other please…. and the dogs!!

@BoBo, I haven’t been told I suck for a long time. Sick, maybe, but not suck.

lmao…................

@Austinlad and @BoBo1946 I was being light hearted.
@BoBo1946 I thought you knew me better. (thats going to be my last words to YOU!)
:(
@Austinlad I haven’t been told I suck for a long time. Sick, maybe, but not suck
Theres always tomorrow. Hold on to your dreams. :D

@Pandora shame on me…please forgive me, i’m on my knees!

I love you, and be good for me.

I’ll see you soon…

@eden2eve, very nice.

Tui Fui Ego Eris

Leave a written/recorded summary of the events leading up to the end of the Naruto manga, and dig up my grave/ashes, and place the summary in it, if I die before the manga finishes. I’m not waiting in death until Kishimoto passes on, to find out what happens to Madara.